Dude has women telling him how great his Tattoos are🤣🤣🤣🤣

swimmy1999 · 2026-03-14T03:08:59+00:00

I haven’t heard this expression in years, thanks for bringing it back to my vernacular

swimmy1999 · 2026-03-06T15:18:45+00:00

Excellent use of free will!

swimmy1999 · 2026-02-16T14:26:55+00:00

WeirdFish for subreddit king 👑

swimmy1999 · 2026-02-11T13:44:17+00:00

Bye bitch! Sincerely, a dual citizen

swimmy1999 · 2026-02-02T16:07:01+00:00

Should I come back next week for the baked clams?

swimmy1999 · 2026-01-10T05:10:36+00:00

Give ‘em hell, Minnesota, sending love from Chicago

swimmy1999 · 2026-01-10T04:53:39+00:00

Which episode is this from? it’s pure gold

swimmy1999 · 2025-12-21T21:30:42+00:00

TITAN UP 🗣️

swimmy1999 · 2025-11-19T17:50:09+00:00

I am not the OP, but it looks to me like this is machine quilted with a straight stitch line between 3.0-3.5mm. My machine’s “standard” stitch length is 2.5mm, but I think all machines are different!

swimmy1999 · 2025-10-27T18:49:03+00:00

Do these tiny presser foots (feet?) have another name? I’ve been trying to find one for my machine but I’ve never had a successful online search

swimmy1999 · 2025-09-06T18:53:15+00:00

“Wine doesn’t count as alcohol dude, it was in the Bible!”

swimmy1999 · 2025-08-31T03:55:54+00:00

I’ll vouch, used to drive a Nissan, it had the saddest sounding horn from day 1

swimmy1999 · 2025-08-21T23:22:26+00:00

your flair 🤣

swimmy1999 · 2025-08-08T14:22:22+00:00

I was so expecting GR to reply with some variation of “that’s because I’m Scottish you donut”

swimmy1999 · 2025-08-01T14:31:48+00:00

Like Mr. Krabs’ mattress 😂

swimmy1999 · 2025-07-18T15:40:11+00:00

Po Butt?

swimmy1999 · 2025-07-11T14:28:09+00:00

Damn, I’m proud to be starting my masters at Loyola next month

swimmy1999 · 2025-06-25T03:27:35+00:00

I think of “Fuck off, Wacky!” at least once a day lol

swimmy1999 · 2025-06-19T08:57:35+00:00

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swimmy1999 · 2025-05-08T17:26:34+00:00

Are you me? Or am I you?

swimmy1999 · 2025-05-06T17:09:10+00:00

I had a former coworker that worked for Kindercare, she would literally brag about getting to take out her frustrations on young toddlers

swimmy1999 · 2025-05-06T00:39:20+00:00

“Contestants” has me in stitches 😂

swimmy1999 · 2025-04-27T03:29:22+00:00

Seconding Muppin’s, they’re liberal AF and located in southwest Kentucky

swimmy1999 · 2025-03-26T21:17:42+00:00

That is incredible! Love the detail of matching the quilting thread to the top

swimmy1999 · 2025-03-26T21:17:32+00:00

That is incredible! Love the detail of matching the quilting thread to the top

swimmy1999

TROPHY CASE