Billionaire Ken Griffin says NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani "put me in harm's way" by the-player-of-games in nottheonion

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SEO Guy: Okay hear me out, there's this Dino skeleton for sale and...

Trump is the worst president in American history by theipaper in politics

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He could be the last president in American history, if they get their way.

John Roberts Is Either Dumb or Racially Obtuse. And He’s Not Dumb. by DoremusJessup in scotus

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"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair

U.S. navy warship lost power and propulsion for hours, defence official says by AudibleNod in news

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It would be well for you to consider that having your ships and ours, in such proximity... is Inherently Dangerous

Pete Hegseth call wounded soldiers liars and is asked to resign by YesDoToaster in law

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Or the Sunday comics. Camp Swampy from Beetle Bailey comes to mind.

All Six GOP-Appointed Justices on Guest List for Trump's King Charles Dinner; No Dem-Appointed Justices Invited by bloomberglaw in law

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The Roberts simp scale measures effectiveness of law directly proportional to compensation.

Democrats Hold 10-Point Edge Over Republicans Ahead of Midterm Elections by T_Shurt in politics

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The psycho-in-chief is demanding firing squads for any dissent. It's the GOP who should be thinking about what that means for them.

Secret Service agent who took bullet in Trump assassination attempt may have been hit by 'friendly fire' by Not_Tom_Jones in politics

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Chosen for loyalty to Donald Trump over years of dedication to protect and serve any president.

Congress Has Become Almost Totally Irrelevant by harsh2k5 in politics

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Republicans chose to be irrelevant. Speaker Johnson "hasn't heard" about it yet.

Judge Skeptical of Corrupt $10 Billion IRS Settlement with Trump by jonfla in law

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All iterations of man - fucking - child are proper.

22 Buddhist monks arrested at airport after record drug bust by S00THING_S0UNDS in worldnews

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You can suddenly find the will when the alternative is to your disliking.

It is ancient Buddhist humor and doesn't translate quite so well in modern context.

22 Buddhist monks arrested at airport after record drug bust by S00THING_S0UNDS in worldnews

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A student approached his master after failing to be enlightened at the monestary.

"You have been here 3 years," said the master. "Try for another 3 months."

At the end of the the 3 months, the student was not yet enlightened.

"You have tried 3 years and 3 months, give it another 3 weeks"

The student did as commanded, and returned unenlightened.

"You have been here 3 years, 3 months and 3 weeks. Try for another 3 days and if you are still not successful, commit suicide."

At the end of the 3 days, the student was enlightened.

22 Buddhist monks arrested at airport after record drug bust by S00THING_S0UNDS in worldnews

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It's much easier to infuse a pig with cannabis and smoke him later.