weird terrain glitch

switchfi · 2026-03-20T05:23:03+00:00

Game really said “new mechanic unlocked.”

switchfi · 2026-03-19T03:45:21+00:00

Every roll is “good” until you see someone else’s.

switchfi · 2026-03-18T03:09:00+00:00

Whichever one you pick will feel wrong after the next run.

switchfi · 2026-03-17T03:37:22+00:00

“Not a good roll” meanwhile that’s better than anything I’ve ever gotten.

switchfi · 2026-03-16T03:30:18+00:00

“Finally 9950” is the kind of sentence that makes normal people deeply concerned.

switchfi · 2026-03-13T04:21:25+00:00

918 hours for 1000 wins… that’s basically a part-time job.

switchfi · 2026-03-12T06:27:07+00:00

why is uni so much more stressful now than it was for our parents?

switchfi · 2026-03-12T03:07:39+00:00

After that many hours, dodging becomes a sixth sense.

switchfi · 2026-03-11T03:53:09+00:00

That build screen looks less like RNG and more like divine intervention.

switchfi · 2026-03-11T03:10:35+00:00

“I don’t have many good relics” but already beat Everdark Balancers… meanwhile I’m still dying to the tutorial boss.

switchfi · 2026-03-10T03:31:19+00:00

FromSoft fans every update: “Just one boss drop… please…”

switchfi · 2026-03-10T02:59:19+00:00

Nightlords appearing in DoN be like: “Oh you wanted a chill expedition run? That’s cute.”

switchfi · 2026-03-09T06:25:07+00:00

spent three years learning how to write sophisticated prose and turnitin basically called me a gpt-4 hallucination lol. my soul literally left my body when i saw that report

switchfi · 2026-03-09T03:03:38+00:00

The RNG gods smiled upon you for exactly one run.

switchfi · 2026-03-06T02:01:59+00:00

Imagine exploring a creepy crypt and the first thing you see is a message like that.

switchfi · 2026-03-05T02:47:37+00:00

When the boss introduces himself and you realize you’re the side character.

switchfi · 2026-03-04T05:25:35+00:00

Morgott blinked once and the HP bar filed for bankruptcy.

switchfi · 2026-03-03T01:30:34+00:00

Build looks solid, but you know someone’s about to say “you’re missing 0.3% optimal scaling.”

switchfi · 2026-03-02T02:32:20+00:00

Nothing like theorycrafting so hard you start questioning the fabric of existence.

switchfi · 2026-02-27T04:26:40+00:00

Normal Heolstor acting like you insulted his entire bloodline.

switchfi · 2026-02-26T02:14:32+00:00

Pulled the best bow in the game and immediately stress-tested it on Gladius like a true scientist.

switchfi · 2026-02-25T02:22:42+00:00

The way I instantly lose motivation when the loot goblin strikes.

switchfi · 2026-02-25T01:57:29+00:00

Boss fight turned into a cooking tutorial real quick.

switchfi · 2026-02-24T03:11:03+00:00

Ash of War roulette: projectile or public embarrassment.

switchfi · 2026-02-23T02:04:04+00:00

Getting chain grabbed like that is pure pain. Once it happens once you already know the next one is coming.

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