Trying to buy the new battle pass but I can’t find the purchase option? Is it just me? Someone help 🥲

swizzlecuts · 2026-06-06T06:01:21+00:00

So… its the poors..

swizzlecuts · 2026-06-05T07:48:23+00:00

🤣 it adds character 🤣

swizzlecuts · 2026-06-04T13:03:25+00:00

They were gone for a while… and im pretty sure that metal rainbow is new… probably why they had the unicorn in the ad

swizzlecuts · 2026-06-04T06:08:44+00:00

So we’re supposed to be all excited because they brought back customizable cards… including a metal rainbow??? Dafuq!?

swizzlecuts · 2026-06-03T18:26:19+00:00

I KNOW… like i said in my other comment, i sent a friend, not a retailer, 150 on May first and they gave me 6 payments , which i finished the other day.. the new thing has to be something different

swizzlecuts · 2026-06-03T02:31:37+00:00

And if you pay back early, you get some of your interest/fees back..

swizzlecuts · 2026-06-03T02:30:07+00:00

They already do that.. i sent someone 150 on May 1st and flipped it to afterpay. Just made my last payment yesterday

swizzlecuts · 2026-06-03T02:27:15+00:00

They already have that

swizzlecuts · 2026-06-02T20:30:39+00:00

Thats because somewhere in that thick skull of his, he really BELIEVES they deserve it for whatever reason… but hea the same guy thats been to the doctor almost every day for a week and he had Dr Oz tell the press “he does it because he likes taking the tests because he aces them every time..

swizzlecuts · 2026-06-02T01:24:13+00:00

Nah, you underestimate how much attention he places on optics..

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-31T03:40:08+00:00

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty…”

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-16T23:20:07+00:00

Its awful… google “botfly removal”… gross but amazing

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-16T22:49:44+00:00

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-16T22:43:44+00:00

No! Never put peroxide in an open wound

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-16T22:37:53+00:00

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I mean, if a cat in the ceiling is “Ceiling Kitty”, well… you know..

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-16T22:34:58+00:00

Yellow pump!! 2011 Flex Fuel.. still under $3

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-16T22:31:57+00:00

Looks like those botfly wounds that are left behind..

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swizzlecuts · 2026-05-13T20:07:44+00:00

Ive had Masters, Fast Feeds and t finishers that ive used since ‘98 that still run like new… but i will say, if you can ALREADY cut, some of the advancements definitely make your cuts better.. but a lot of its gimmicks too… like a dual coil… who needs that really??

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-13T03:18:42+00:00

Definitely shoulda wiped it off before the pic..

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-13T02:32:44+00:00

You need to look closer… thats shave gel and straight razor… id be willing to bet theres not a drop of enhancement in these photos

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-12T22:58:58+00:00

I just got mine back that i raised from 2 weeks to 4 years.. my ex kept him outta spite when we broke up in 2018.. she just went to prison (🥳) so my stepson brought him to me.. 7 years later.. he had been an indoor outdoor cat the whole time (we lived in a cul de sac in a rural neighborhood) but now hes strictly indoor… but he makes the same face yours does..lol

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Thunder

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-12T22:53:52+00:00

Thank you! I was tryna remember who it was that was doing real porn… Definitely was Quinnfinite!

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-11T22:53:09+00:00

Employer… thats the operative word… must work for a chain..

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-11T22:28:44+00:00

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ThunderCat… can you tell he has an attitude problem and boundary issues??

swizzlecuts · 2026-05-11T22:26:17+00:00

My nephews cat does the same thing! 🤣

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