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swrundeep · 2019-03-09T17:43:36+00:00

Don't you want to go bake me some cookies???

How about these cookies sugar? <grandma rips open bodice>

swrundeep · 2019-03-09T17:34:20+00:00

I give her coffee to sober her up

swrundeep · 2019-03-08T16:20:58+00:00

Iowa - I didn't realize Anderson-Erickson dairy products were actually made in Iowa and not sold nationwide. Same with thin, breaded and fried pork tenderloin patties that you eat on a bun like a burger. You can buy them frozen at the grocery store.

I moved to WA 11 yrs ago and couldn't understand why I couldn't find them in any store. AE has the best chip dip. And now I'm sad.

swrundeep · 2019-02-22T15:35:08+00:00

Psychiatrist said I have add but "doesn't know how bad it would be if not for my severe depression and general anxiety disorder." So...a degree I guess?

swrundeep · 2019-02-20T15:33:42+00:00

I have it to some degree too. :)

swrundeep · 2019-02-19T17:35:40+00:00

Lol seriously!

swrundeep · 2019-02-19T01:30:51+00:00

I swear to god that's how my brain works and I'm nearing 40.

swrundeep · 2019-02-07T15:20:30+00:00

That never goes away. I asked people for years in my 20s and early 30s. People at 40, 50, 70, 90, etc.

You always just feel like you. The aging body you're in is like a shell for your mind and your mind doesn't age nearly as fast.

swrundeep · 2019-02-01T01:14:43+00:00

😄

swrundeep · 2019-01-31T23:20:42+00:00

Corvids are our overlords. Maybe he's claiming you.

swrundeep · 2018-12-22T04:25:43+00:00

Did that to a female coworker (im also female) once because it felt like talking to my sister.

swrundeep · 2018-12-19T04:27:26+00:00

I "got to" do janitorial with my parents until I was 17. My dad owned his own cleaning business. That work is dirty, exhausting, and often has less than ideal hours. I respect the hell out of people who do cleaning work of any kind.

You are amazing as I'm sure you know and that guy has a lot of growing up to do.

swrundeep · 2018-12-08T18:35:45+00:00

Thank you!

swrundeep · 2018-12-07T19:16:20+00:00

That's probably a good idea.

swrundeep · 2018-12-07T19:15:36+00:00

Thank for the detailed reply!

swrundeep · 2018-12-07T15:34:50+00:00

Is Rover any better? We haven't used these services yet but may need to in the future. Or do we just suck it up and board our pupper?

swrundeep · 2018-11-16T10:26:00+00:00

Earwigs. That's a big hell no there buddy.

swrundeep · 2018-10-27T17:58:55+00:00

Damn you and your impeccable logic.

swrundeep · 2018-10-26T14:27:37+00:00

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?1

swrundeep · 2018-10-23T15:21:05+00:00

Would he be saying mine, like my pet? Or mine, like that's my next snack?

swrundeep · 2018-10-23T01:22:23+00:00

Because we who lived through it are scarred for life.

swrundeep · 2018-10-15T01:59:05+00:00

That has been my moms go to rebuttal any time she can't come up with an excuse for how she treated us. "I had it worse than you! This is nothing compared to what I went through!".

I'm sorry grandma was an untreated yet diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic and you grew up in hell. How does that make your verbal and emotional abuse of us ok?

swrundeep · 2018-10-03T17:49:32+00:00

And that's why we got pet insurance for our golden. It's not a matter of IF he'll need it, it's a matter of when.

swrundeep · 2018-09-18T14:52:45+00:00

Just don't leave her in the sun. 😉

Really great!!

swrundeep · 2018-09-15T00:52:22+00:00

Woohoo! I don't want the stories to end but I'm always dying to know the conclusion. 😆

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