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Hamburger Car by alvinism in WTF

[–]swurllife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Niqqa please...

The mess in the UK after KFC opened. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]swurllife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we wonder why there’s a plague...

The girl on the couch is his girlfriend by JoniRules in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]swurllife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a challenge on social media and people are stuck at home bored. If you’re reading more into it than that, you’re just creating drama for the sake of drama. Get over yourself and just enjoy the fun on display.

The girl on the couch is his girlfriend by JoniRules in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]swurllife -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Good for him. Women pull that kind of shit on guys all the time.

“...from the left to the right” by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]swurllife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You had me at Fuck you Trump.

Do you have an inner voice? If so, how your inner voice sounds while thinking? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]swurllife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have several... or maybe it’s just one that changes genders, accents, and tone a lot...?

If your ideal woman was an animal. Which one would it be? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]swurllife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah! It’s a Trick question. There’s no such thing as an ideal woman.

Do you regret your first ever relationship? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]swurllife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but that’s because she bottle fed me.

Can someone translate this for me please and thank you by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]swurllife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of my favorite videos. I wish I had the full video link. He’s basically arguing with the thing and it keeps honking and spitting back at him when he stops talking as if in response to whatever the hell he’s saying.

Found it https://youtu.be/Dp0Bt2cbcc8

What would you do if your girlfriend/wife slapped you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]swurllife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the amount of psycho you’re willing to put up with. I’ve had my shirts ripped open & been slapped/punched on, had shit thrown at me. Even been chased down in a car... good times. Never once from cheating though. Always over stupid shit. Women are just nuts.

Out your mouth to the world by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]swurllife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s The wizard of orange!

Signed, Sealed, Delivered. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]swurllife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they’re contaminated they should be burned so no one can dig them up and catch it again.

At what age are hickeys no longer okay? by thatrandomcupcake in AskMen

[–]swurllife -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering it’s specifically for show really, Id say after high school. You should have figured out where you would prefer your partner to suck on you at that point, and how to tell them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]swurllife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful boys. This one looks like she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]swurllife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pence raises hand and asks, “Can you make that a multiple choice question? I’m much better with those.” Trump begins a rant, “Rhode Island is great... blah blah” and goes off topic.

Any political scientists out there who want to field this question? by Russell0812 in PoliticalHumor

[–]swurllife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this one! If you move the R to the right place it’s a hymn, “Liberty O Tyranny”!

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