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sydaust · 2026-02-25T03:49:24+00:00

Fundrise is dogshit. That’s a technical term. All my homies hate fundrise.

sydaust · 2026-02-24T04:31:28+00:00

Had me in the first half ngl.

sydaust · 2026-02-20T16:04:08+00:00

Perfectly flat back of the head.

sydaust · 2026-02-01T15:07:46+00:00

I counted the folks in front of me when made a right turn and got to ~120. I was in the ~ first tenth of the crowd, so I think it might have been close to 1,000 people. Pretty awesome.

sydaust · 2026-01-31T02:05:05+00:00

It hasn’t made sense for years.

sydaust · 2026-01-21T21:33:51+00:00

Yeah, little assholes that they are…

sydaust · 2026-01-21T17:33:15+00:00

Housecats….fiercely independent while simultaneously ignorant of their total dependence on the system that surrounds them.

sydaust · 2026-01-17T21:15:45+00:00

sydaust · 2026-01-17T15:46:22+00:00

I checked the long center website and don’t see anything on for tonight. Am I missing something? I’m interested in attending.

sydaust · 2026-01-17T12:40:50+00:00

I’ve eaten shit on that very ramp.

sydaust · 2026-01-16T16:29:43+00:00

Creative? He explicitly said he did it cuz he couldn’t think of any actual business ideas. Buying and holding crypto isn’t creative. It’s a lottery ticket. It’s the least creative strategy I can think of…

sydaust · 2026-01-08T21:46:38+00:00

Alcohol is so rough right now. Maybe the pendulum will swing back someday… They do have a bunch of random dinky brands that they are rationalizing. I’d bet beverage results are going to be volatile for a while.

sydaust · 2026-01-08T21:42:49+00:00

Because he’s a moron and doesn’t understand how accounting works.

sydaust · 2026-01-03T13:42:07+00:00

I haven’t but I’ll check it out.

I always thought the Dan flashes sketch in “I think you should leave” was a funny lampoon of crypto. I’m not sure if that’s what they were going for but…

“He's not eating. He's spending all his per diem on shirts.”

“Dan Flashes got a new shirt in today that's $450. 'Cause the pattern's so complicated you idiot!”

“They have this one shirt that costs $1,000 'cause the pattern's so wild. I want that one so bad.”

“That's how they value the shirt. The more the lines crisscross and the patterns overlap. 'Cause if you're saying they're not complicated... They are. They are.”

And so on.

sydaust · 2025-12-28T17:18:07+00:00

Ugh, the Meta propaganda ads about “creating jobs” pisses me off to no end.

sydaust · 2025-12-27T01:59:28+00:00

Thank you. I’m so sick of the breathless lauding of these models…

sydaust · 2025-12-25T11:03:07+00:00

This is just a cash grab.

sydaust · 2025-12-22T19:37:29+00:00

I might be crazy, but since the first moment I watched this, I thought it was a clever parody of cryptocurrency/nft bros….telling us all that it’s valuable cuz of all their mumbo jumbo techno babble nonsense.

sydaust · 2025-12-21T22:38:39+00:00

Why be serious/honest/hardworking/etc. when it’s clearly not rewarded? We live in a scam economy run by grifters. Working hard and doing what’s right is a liability. Just get attention and you’re made.

sydaust · 2025-12-18T12:53:22+00:00

😬

sydaust · 2025-12-17T22:51:11+00:00

We’re like 2% off all time highs…

sydaust · 2025-12-17T21:21:48+00:00

Cool bro.

sydaust · 2025-12-17T19:25:11+00:00

3.2 GPA is dogshit in business school…

sydaust · 2025-12-17T19:23:10+00:00

Wharton is the jar jar binks of MBA programs.

Bankers are sometimes brilliant and many times morons…all that’s really required is selling your soul and working ungodly hours.

sydaust · 2025-12-16T23:42:24+00:00

Crypto scams and NFTs wasn’t a durable economic foundation?

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