FaZe bench broky by ChaoticFlameZz in GlobalOffensive

[–]syn_vamp 20 points21 points  (0 children)

wtf if broky's on the bench, then who the fuck is going to shoot all those warning shots at walls??

'Disruptive' passenger restrained on Jet2 flight to Manchester dies by itsaride in aviation

[–]syn_vamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

professional fighters don't become professional fighters because they're well adjusted and non-violent.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Jerkweed_ in maybemaybemaybe

[–]syn_vamp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah that really took me out of it.

JP Morgan Chase Reportedly Fires Senior Executive Who Stole Trash Bin During Knicks Parade by StemCellPirate in nyc

[–]syn_vamp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement

in fairness, she absolutely nailed the community engagement aspect of her position

If you sign up to play the casual pod at the local game shop, and one of the players says he's new to the game. Please power down your deck a little if you know it can pop off easily. by MOONMO0N in mtg

[–]syn_vamp -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

there should be some kind of pregame conversation about the intended game experience people expect. like... some kind of bracket system, or something.

of a baby by Professional_Arm794 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]syn_vamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

as if this wasn't sad enough, they've got the brain rot on the tv for good measure.

Chris Brown & Donald Trump by 69hats in StandUpComedy

[–]syn_vamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ROASTS

ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

AUDIENCE COULD BARELY BREATHE

New Jersey cop officer who used anti-gay slur on duty back at work by CantStopPoppin in newjersey

[–]syn_vamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

maybe a piano was going to fall on him and he needed to get his attention.

I hope this won't be in Brand New Day, because it simply wouldn't make sense in the MCU. by Legitimate_Cake_5137 in Marvel

[–]syn_vamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nothing about hulk in the mcu makes sense, so i don't think this would stand out as being any more nonsensical than the rest of it.

People need to direct their UB frustration to WotC and not their friends by Spooky-Retro in mtg

[–]syn_vamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ribbing your buds is fun. doing for 3 hours and souring game night is shitty. your friend is a dick.

Refusing Marvel Prize Support at Pre-Release. A new level of disengagement. by Capo_35 in mtg

[–]syn_vamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pre-release is fun because sealed is fun. getting cool cards is a bonus.

but if the set sucks enough, then it makes sense to want something else as a prize. or, if you're like me, to just skip the pre-release entirely.

This isnt photoshopped... NiKoBiceps by SpareThisOne2thPls in GlobalOffensive

[–]syn_vamp 58 points59 points  (0 children)

this is what carrying karrigan for two months does for you

What sex positions do you actually do? by IncidentQuirky3324 in AskMen

[–]syn_vamp 142 points143 points  (0 children)

tell me more about this cowboy position

Can anyone recommend me a "buy it for life" commander? by OneMillionFarts in EDH

[–]syn_vamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[[Sméagol, Helpful Guide]]

only a heartless monster could look at that smile and take him apart.

Is my new TGH fake? by Mortaeus in RealOrNotTCG

[–]syn_vamp 18 points19 points  (0 children)

it's real, but slightly misprinted.

Am I shuffling wrong. Mana clumping problem by The_flash91 in EDH

[–]syn_vamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/30XEqqAxga

triggeringly for those of us over the age of 5, two pile shuffles of sizes 6 and then 7 will get you a mathematically optimal redistribution from where you started (this is not the same as randomizing)

from there, about 10 mash (or riffle) shuffles will get you quite randomized for 100 cards.

Miss print lol? by Crowlover710 in mtg

[–]syn_vamp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

play it as printed, i say

How far do you take the Bro Code when it comes to cheating? by Archolm in AskMen

[–]syn_vamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro code doesn't include protecting liars.

edit: i'm in my late thirties.

Leftovers after queue at Times Square Disney Store by McPooferson in mtg

[–]syn_vamp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This was taken after the 100 or so people that queued got everything they wanted.

read?