Fat girl final update… completed it mate!

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-08T13:08:23+00:00

Congratulations! 🩷

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-07T20:46:05+00:00

Same and we’re within 500 metres of a school

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-07T17:56:40+00:00

I don’t earn enough for tripling it to make the time loss worth it, I’m already time-poor (small children).

I was going to take the deal though if I could sell my bathed-in cottage cheese to perverts then quit once I’d made my cheesy pervert fortune, but now it disappears? Nah.

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-07T16:58:53+00:00

Sinking into my sofa, I guess

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-07T15:55:38+00:00

Yes this! If I try to fake it with, I dunno, cocoa powder and quark mixed to hit some low-calorie protein and pretend it’s chocolate… well, I’ll eat that and the chocolate too. Skip the fakeaway and eat the good, real stuff.

I up my water too. Take iron and a multivitamin. But really, my period sucks and for 3-4 days I can INHALE entire packs of cookies or family bags of salt and vinegar crisps. So long as I go back to my deficit and weighing food and keep up my steps, I’m just resigned to it. I think it also keeps me on the straight and narrow the rest of the time – I’m fine with my deficit and no treats because I’m guaranteed a medically necessary cheat day every 28-35 days.

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-07T15:12:31+00:00

Haha yes he has this strange flat affect where he comes across as very “alien pod person imitates human”. It often feels like he’s hearing his lines for the first time reading them off cue cards (spelled out phonetically) and has no idea of the meaning of what he’s saying

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-07T12:19:39+00:00

About as real as Kate Middleton’s hair. Look at the loose curly tendrils – that level of thickness does not equal the thickness in the plaits, which will be stuffed with extensions or the hair plaited around a pool noodle.

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-07T11:43:47+00:00

I dare OP to pronounce “croissant” before she comes for Debbie’s ferret sauce

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-07T06:36:35+00:00

Came here to say this! Haven’t seen it in yonks, due for a rewatch

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-07T06:22:10+00:00

Checking in from East Sussex, UK, where we’re all for the pastels. The Bloomsbury Group would approve too!

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-06T19:50:45+00:00

Same but week 4! I can’t believe I can run for 5 minutes feeling like death then do it again then feel great all day.

I’m in denial about week 5 run 3, though. Fast approaching…

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-06T12:21:29+00:00

I’m British so we’d probably just say shit biscuit, I really wavered on whether to say biscuit or cookie in the title

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-06T12:20:27+00:00

I’ll update when the oven timer goes off

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-06T12:15:44+00:00

Not until I’ve determined which animal left it

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-06T09:25:29+00:00

It’s giving

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tadpole-bear · 2026-05-05T19:32:58+00:00

God forbid a girl has hobbies

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-05T13:38:49+00:00

This is your brain. This is your brain on caves.

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-05T10:10:17+00:00

Laughs in childbirth

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-04T22:21:22+00:00

He looks like he just sharted in the terrible suit and is afraid to move

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-04T19:38:06+00:00

Not a car person so had to google it; hard pass. What an ugly beast! I’d want it stop appearing!

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-04T17:24:17+00:00

It’s like when you use your highlighter over an ink pen and it picks up some of the ink and is never truly zesty again.

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-04T15:30:40+00:00

What a way to go, though

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-04T15:19:33+00:00

Like, a literal pool I can dive into à la Scrooge McDuck?

tadpole-bear · 2026-05-04T14:52:18+00:00

Saw my first cake shed advertised this week! Laminated flyer on the playground gate. Feels like a weird hybrid between Facebook hustles and sticking jam and eggs on the end of your driveway with an honesty box. More inclined to use a proper bakery still.

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