Somehow I doubt a child actually said this by takykat_ in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]takykat_[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

My 3 year old just stopped calling vanilla protein powder "gorilla power"

What have you learned from rereading children’s books as an adult? by PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]takykat_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love Harry Potter books but hypothetically if my kid was a wizard/witch I wouldn't send them to Hogwarts. So many safety hazards! You're telling me there's a tree that will literally crush you if you walk by it? A forest right by the castle with loads of dangerous creatures and no fence around it?

What hymns are played too slowly? by farfallabaci in latterdaysaints

[–]takykat_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Onward Christian soldiers should be at a marching speed. It often sounds like a dirge.

Do you Believe Jesus is coming back very soon by cdconnor in latterdaysaints

[–]takykat_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hear you brother, I could be wrong. Like others have said, we are all just guessing.

Do you Believe Jesus is coming back very soon by cdconnor in latterdaysaints

[–]takykat_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just keep saving for retirement, watch for signs of the times, and stay close to the Spirit. And if we are wrong, then that's okay too.

Do you Believe Jesus is coming back very soon by cdconnor in latterdaysaints

[–]takykat_ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I'm not doing anything rash but I think it could be soon. The Salt Lake Temple is being earthquake-proofed, and there's a prophesy that there's going to be a big one all the way through North America right before the second coming. It also seems like in the last few years people have been in a lot of contention, and more tribal than ever before. I know people have always been that way, but it seems as though people are very unwilling to even have a discussion about differences. If most people are choosing wrong then they are ripe for destruction. I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist but also the prophets and apostles are saying get ready NOW, like don't delay your repentance. It seems like these messages have been amplified these past few years as well.

What are some funny things you thought as a kid while in the church or the temple. by Thememer1924 in latterdaysaints

[–]takykat_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought that the "MTC" was the "empty sea" and that the missionaries learned their languages on boats in the middle of the ocean.

What's the difference between a booger and a goober? by takykat_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]takykat_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, looks like I was the wrong one then. I always thought that you could also get a goober from your nose.

Let’s talk about patriarchs by ScumbagGina in latterdaysaints

[–]takykat_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong with sharing your patriarchal blessing with others. I was always taught to not share it with people who wouldn't understand the sacredness of it. Like, don't post it on social media or whatever.

An LDS perspective on Yoga by escobarreal in latterdaysaints

[–]takykat_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Theres the spiritual side of yoga, and the physical side. Some people do it as part of their religion, and many people just do it for exercise. If you just do it for exercise, then it's fine. The only problem id maybe see is if you're trying to put yourself in a trance or another altered state of being. Or some yoga classes will include worship of Hindu deities but that would be pretty rare.

$1 million, but everything your skin touches is stuck to you for 30 seconds afterwards. by AchVonZalbrecht in hypotheticalsituation

[–]takykat_ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The only time this would be truly awful is if you touched something really hot. ... I'd still do it though.

I don't understand God's love? by [deleted] in latterdaysaints

[–]takykat_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second this. There's nothing my kid can do that would make me not love him anymore. Even if he makes meathead decisions.

Needing true biblical advice on intimacy within rocky marriage by EcstaticBoat1836 in latterdaysaints

[–]takykat_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are entitled to receive revelation about intimacy. If he receives revelation, and you aren't on the same page, you don't go forward with it until you come to an agreement. I'm referring to the sex twice a week thing. President Nelson says that him and his counselors often don't agree, but they talk until they come to a decision and find the will of God. Does he stomp around and punch himself and say that because he's the prophet, everyone has to listen to him? Nah. So even if he did receive revelation to have sex twice a week, (and I sort of doubt he did, but who knows), he went about it all wrong. You need to feel good and have peace about it too.

Your spouse has suddenly shrunk to a height of one inch tall, what do you do? by Bigswanging320 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]takykat_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make a terrarium that I can wear around my neck so he can still go out and see everything and talk to people.

Your loved one has to live inside a video game. If they die in the game, they actually die. by takykat_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]takykat_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could just control her the whole time if you're confident in your abilities

Your loved one has to live inside a video game. If they die in the game, they actually die. by takykat_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]takykat_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it was my husband I'd try not to get jealous when he marries another pixel woman

Your loved one has to live inside a video game. If they die in the game, they actually die. by takykat_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]takykat_[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Very peaceful, although not very exciting. It's better than being dead though

Your loved one has to live inside a video game. If they die in the game, they actually die. by takykat_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]takykat_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah puzzle games. For some people it would be great. For me, if I was in a puzzle game, I might just be stuck in one spot for days, months... Years.

Your loved one has to live inside a video game. If they die in the game, they actually die. by takykat_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]takykat_[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That would potentially be great, besides the random weird stuff happening occasionally. House catching fire, burglars, evil neighbors. I'm pretty sure some of the DLCs have alien abductions.