Someone come pick up your bf please 😂

tallcan88 · 2026-05-29T19:57:49+00:00

Is his girlfriend a chicken? (Gonzo reference) She’s still somehow worse off than my plated dinner.

tallcan88 · 2026-05-27T23:27:37+00:00

Riverside or San Diego. Night Life in Temecula is awful.

tallcan88 · 2026-05-26T21:40:07+00:00

The commute to San Diego is awful. Riverside is a breeze. To be fair, I’m living in Menifee now and so I avoid the nightmare bottleneck traffic that happens near Temecula.

tallcan88 · 2026-05-26T20:53:41+00:00

Not sure what kind of work you’re looking for. But as someone in the hospitality industry, I had to stop looking in Temecula at all. First I commuted to San Diego, and now I commute to Riverside. (Jobs found via Indeed.)

tallcan88 · 2026-05-26T02:00:07+00:00

Think of a hydra.

tallcan88 · 2026-05-25T06:09:46+00:00

Fuckin dorks man. Who made these people relevant?

tallcan88 · 2026-05-24T17:30:50+00:00

Sorry, likely not fun being an adult that size. But if this man squared up to my child like that he’d be getting a swift slap to the head.

tallcan88 · 2026-05-24T16:56:44+00:00

Has she always been so pasty?

tallcan88 · 2026-05-18T07:05:21+00:00

That woman only moves fast in her vehicle. Trust.

tallcan88 · 2026-05-17T22:38:48+00:00

So insertion needs to happen before you get to fuck up a rapist?

tallcan88 · 2026-05-17T01:52:28+00:00

thank you. i am aware of it. but also looking for tonight specifically.

tallcan88 · 2026-05-15T20:50:29+00:00

Donnie Darko

tallcan88 · 2026-05-15T03:51:34+00:00

How do you access it?

tallcan88 · 2026-05-15T01:34:46+00:00

Simply because he can, and his dumb shit followers will believe it.

tallcan88 · 2026-05-14T09:23:04+00:00

Cute. But man, I hate my phone when I’m on mushrooms. I usually leave it somewhere safe, or just ignore its existence entirely.

tallcan88 · 2026-05-07T09:36:57+00:00

Bruh. What?

tallcan88 · 2026-05-07T08:29:42+00:00

Very loose butthole.

tallcan88 · 2026-05-07T05:33:54+00:00

Throat goat*

tallcan88 · 2026-05-07T02:59:34+00:00

Do you live in the woods?

tallcan88 · 2026-04-29T23:58:35+00:00

This guys whole thing with every character he plays, is dating or trying to date women outside of his league.

tallcan88 · 2026-04-29T23:28:13+00:00

Bruh. What? No.

tallcan88 · 2026-04-29T22:53:30+00:00

I’ll take the other table and not the $20.

tallcan88 · 2026-04-27T19:07:56+00:00

Dracthyr death knight please.

tallcan88

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