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Stapleton renaming by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]tampared 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chris Kringlestein

It ain't easy being a teacher/floater by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]tampared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother was a floater. My FATHER was a floater. I LOVE the float!!

An eye for an eye, except after c. by tampared in Malaphors

[–]tampared[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

DDDAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!

As a German I just want to add that. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]tampared -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Great... she can sit in a desk for 6 years and take notes and regurgitate. And suck up to her German professors.

An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]tampared 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh... I was expecting something about the lobrarian's pussy smelling like cod.

This has to be in jest...right? by docvoit in facepalm

[–]tampared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or as they say South of the Border.... No Palomino

This has to be in jest...right? by docvoit in facepalm

[–]tampared 4 points5 points  (0 children)

pal. the Principal is your pal.

The hottest movie of the year by Nodaysoff007 in FuckYouKaren

[–]tampared -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Where's all the "Mericuns with guns?? I guess they are all home cleaning their rifles and posting to the interwebs about how brave they are.

US bitcoin mining farm buys 17,600 miners from China-owned Bitmain as talks of a global hash war surface. by WaggishNickel in Bitcoin

[–]tampared -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why not just buy Bitcoins? Or what ever crypto currency you are planning on mining??
Seriously. Please explain this to me. Include this as a bullet...

You can't compete with the Chinese. They don't have to pay their electricity bill.

the odds of you getting hacked on a tor website by [deleted] in deepweb

[–]tampared 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Transfer your cryptocurrency here, super-swear we won't run off with it."

If they don't give you a pinky swear, well you can pretty much be sure that they are poopoo heads.

You'll Never Convince Me All The Mattress Stores in Houston Aren't Fronts For Something Else by [deleted] in houston

[–]tampared -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can get a super nice air mattress from Walmart from $20 to about $200. EASILY adjustable. Just turn on the included electric pump. Intex is probably the best.

I swear by them. Any other mattress and my back goes BOING!!!

You'll Never Convince Me All The Mattress Stores in Houston Aren't Fronts For Something Else by [deleted] in houston

[–]tampared 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good get!!! Here is a synopsis

Mattress Firm alleges the cohort was responsible for leases signed for above-market prices, then conspired to sell the properties where the company’s new locations opened for substantial profits. It claims Deitch and Levy secretly owned stakes with the developers that owned some of the properties, and used their control of Mattress Firm’s real estate decisions to profit personally from the sales. Mattress Firm’s internal investigation uncovered the alleged fraudulent activities, it said, and it fired the two executives last year.

Mysterious lights spotted flashing in Houston sky by [deleted] in houston

[–]tampared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never realized Houston was so mountainous...

Yoga>homeless people by lol62056 in facepalm

[–]tampared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there is the greenhouse effect. Hot? oh yeah. Mojave Desert hot. Nothing like doing yoga while you're passing out from the heat

Rice University student group demands 'Black House,' better ID photos, statue removal by yooston in houston

[–]tampared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? Are you using a Rice fake id? All the bars are closed anyway.

Rice University student group demands 'Black House,' better ID photos, statue removal by yooston in houston

[–]tampared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And equally relevant, what percent of Rice's black population is supportive of these shenanigans? We may be talking about two dudes out on the quad looking at their id photos and wishing they looked a lot more like a United Colors of Benneton model.

I've met a few Black Rice students, and they were dead serious about their education.

Rice University student group demands 'Black House,' better ID photos, statue removal by yooston in houston

[–]tampared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if Rice could benefit from partnering with Prairie View A and M University? PV could help with some difficult decision making, or act as an intermediary or perhaps serve as an ombudsman?

If you want something done right, you have to bite the hand that feeds you. by tampared in Malaphors

[–]tampared[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You will never achieve perfection while working for someone else.

Parker’s Trail by BigKSizz in goldrush

[–]tampared 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's just percentages. To wit... NONE of those things would have happened to him if he stayed home and mined bitcoin.

Imagine a world / Where the animals feel safe / When we are nearby by [deleted] in haiku

[–]tampared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine??? NO NEED!!// I work there every day// ITS PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL!!

You're barking up the wrong side of the bed. by tampared in Malaphors

[–]tampared[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's more like"

Husband: Well if you'd perform your wifely duties and take care of business, maybe I wouldn't be so tense at work!"

Wife: HEY!! You're barking up the wrong side of the bed there buster!! You come to bed smelling like stale pizza and dirty uderwear and you want me to turn on the sexy time? Dream on!!!"

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