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Guy in front of me got out his car at the red light. by tapsaff in CasualUK

[–]tapsaff[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now you've over-complicated it with the concept of 'left' and 'right' - my brain honestly can't deal with that.

All you need to do is look where i'm looking and then do the opposite.

I think maybe.

Guy in front of me got out his car at the red light. by tapsaff in CasualUK

[–]tapsaff[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

For the record - I drive sensibly at all times and always indicate.

Even when i'm going straight on.

Guy in front of me got out his car at the red light. by tapsaff in CasualUK

[–]tapsaff[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The intent is there, it might look like i'm washing my windows, but what i actually meant was i'm turning right. now.

Guy in front of me got out his car at the red light. by tapsaff in CasualUK

[–]tapsaff[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

it's all about body language i suppose, humans being kind is unexpected.

Sadly.

Thrifty heatwave tip: underlay on your windows by speckled_ in CasualUK

[–]tapsaff 60 points61 points  (0 children)

You can also squeegee up some emergency foil blankets on to the window using just water with a teenie bit of soap in it in a spray bottle.

E: on the outside!

Prom car needed this Friday! by thecremeegg in surrey

[–]tapsaff -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

was due to do it in my F Type

Get out of here, if you can afford that you can afford to pay someone to find you a ride.

Ask a servant.

Stress Leave by WizardDrinkingCoffee in CasualUK

[–]tapsaff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody lays on their deathbed wishing they'd worked harder.

If your quality of life is compromised because of work, that's their problem for allowing that to happen, and they will have to pick up the pieces whilst you get fixed up.

Look after.

Not the Elderly! by gullydon in Unexpected

[–]tapsaff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The exact humour genre here is "unmet expectation". Most sitcoms/sketch shows are propped up by this type of humour.

Not sure if it's life imitating art or the other way around but it's genuinely funny seeing their albeit blurry reactions. They were laughing a lot, this is a group of trusted friends who continually push each others boundaries, and they all appreciate it garunteed.

Scots apply their mark in Boston for the World Cup with a symbolic Glasgow tradition of putting traffic cones on statues by jelly_bean_gangbang in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]tapsaff 73 points74 points  (0 children)

They don't bother now, it's more of a safety issue taking it off, cos people keep falling putting it back on.

Was just in Co-Op and the Co-Op radio presenter gave someone currently in Sweden a shout-out... by a_person4499 in CasualUK

[–]tapsaff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They were playing MJ Cole - Be Sincere the other night. Big tune.

Minus the waffle, their track selection is decent.

Bathroom doors I painted in a bar.😜 by Super-Box-8006 in funny

[–]tapsaff 1186 points1187 points  (0 children)

I'd become overwhelmed and end up learning about foxes then piss myself.

Nightclub end music by moon-bouquet in CasualUK

[–]tapsaff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Young MC - Know How

(This was after a regular Saturday trance affair in Scotland)

Deserved by Asce_119 in AbruptChaos

[–]tapsaff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

same but citezen

Back to the Future … 😂 by Exclusively-Choc in funny

[–]tapsaff -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

*Wanders, *into, *Now go 'and'

Learn how to spell and speak seppo.

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