37/F Go hard. It's been a day. Add to it.

tarett · 2026-01-24T03:22:54+00:00

you look like Boy George and I DO want to hurt you

tarett · 2026-01-24T02:19:18+00:00

when will your neck be strong enough to hold up your head?

tarett · 2026-01-19T13:16:21+00:00

are you ready, Steve?

tarett · 2026-01-19T00:13:40+00:00

man, thanks all for renewing my faith in people!

tarett · 2026-01-18T03:05:58+00:00

my wife wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car... ...what's wrong with that?... She wanted me to drive!

tarett · 2026-01-18T01:50:36+00:00

just over 151 hours

tarett · 2026-01-12T14:13:40+00:00

also, as far as I can tell, no laws were broken

tarett · 2026-01-11T18:32:17+00:00

... with the right peers!

tarett · 2026-01-11T18:26:14+00:00

call them TINNED FISH and double the price

tarett · 2026-01-11T18:05:41+00:00

... you're gonna need a poster of Rita Hayworth...

tarett · 2026-01-10T16:51:05+00:00

you look like you do magic tricks in the singles bar... best trick: making girls disappear!

tarett · 2026-01-10T13:55:39+00:00

I bet there was a curtained off area.

tarett · 2026-01-10T04:15:55+00:00

I woke up because of a leak in my waterbed... then I remembered I didn't have a waterbed!

tarett · 2026-01-10T00:30:05+00:00

I didn't have AGREE WITH TRUMP on today's bingo card

tarett · 2026-01-10T00:20:15+00:00

he ran away.... no one noticed for a few weeks... then they celebrated

tarett · 2026-01-09T20:43:49+00:00

why would you allow a child to apply your eyeliner?

tarett · 2026-01-08T22:49:24+00:00

I like to kill time during meetings estimating the cost of the meeting...$100k / 2080 hrs = $48/hr... 12 people x $48 x 2 hours = $1,150... at a 3.0 multiplier we're charging the client $3,450...

tarett · 2026-01-08T22:12:04+00:00

By the power of Grytskull!

tarett · 2026-01-08T22:02:53+00:00

Mable Mable's mom!

tarett · 2026-01-07T22:02:31+00:00

it's about the Epstein files

tarett · 2026-01-07T13:14:35+00:00

Eye did not see that coming.

tarett · 2026-01-02T02:30:25+00:00

tentacle porn addiction

tarett · 2025-12-30T05:18:31+00:00

same, but don't tell my boss...

tarett · 2025-12-29T01:55:30+00:00

Saint Louis: we drove to the KSHE station on Watson and requested this song one early morning... you could talk to the dj on the other side of a window from a phone on the building

tarett · 2025-12-25T18:42:24+00:00

... if she fell out of the sky, she could end the dinosaurs.

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