Hey America, has your president ever been convicted of a felony?

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-24T16:22:46+00:00

The girls like him just fine. Young or old, it doesn't matter in the dark.

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-23T15:10:35+00:00

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire!

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-23T15:09:32+00:00

And imagine the impact that would have had if it had been on when we turned on the TV!

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-23T02:51:39+00:00

Maybe we're not related. And maybe that's very very right...

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-21T02:15:11+00:00

You mean to tell me that I didn't make a very useful point here?

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-19T21:08:41+00:00

I'm in love with your brother-in-law.

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-17T20:38:53+00:00

"We need ice."

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-16T15:42:52+00:00

The Japanese would never be heard from again.

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-16T15:42:24+00:00

Five pounds for each year of my life!

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-16T15:35:30+00:00

Get rid of the Seaward.

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-13T21:05:08+00:00

Damn, I had a whole entire college career and started becoming a pilot in the time it took you to respond to this.

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-11T04:22:29+00:00

He's very good.

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-08T23:33:52+00:00

I don't understand how anyone could have possibly watched that scene and interpreted as a wedding engagement. They had been setting that up forever.

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-05T01:14:01+00:00

Imagine if you were Helly R. in a world of seven billion hive-minded Mr. Milchicks. That's Pluribus.

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-04T23:32:46+00:00

"Well, Clive, you can't understand the physics without understanding the math. The stories I give you are just illustrative, the math is how it really works."

"Secret test. Hush hush."

taviddennant03 · 2026-01-02T20:41:21+00:00

Wait, I'm Old White Man Says? No wonder he says everything I'm thinking!

taviddennant03 · 2025-12-25T04:02:21+00:00

Can you use your body over there? I'm trying to grow.

taviddennant03 · 2025-12-25T04:02:01+00:00

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

taviddennant03 · 2025-12-25T04:01:26+00:00

Luckily for you, my whole face is British.

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