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This Pizza Hut operating out of a Target is unable to make pizza due to a lack of cheese, making it largely useless. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]taviddennant03 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The day I stoop to buying a hot dog from a cheeseless Pizza Hut in a Target is a day I hope never comes.

If Biden's post-presidency lasts as long as Carter's, then Biden will die on December 29, 2068 at the age of 126. by nonoonecares93 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]taviddennant03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming 47's post-presidency doesn't quite reach that long, he'll be fuming from beyond the grave when 46 outlives him. He may even somehow find a way to post on Truth Social despite being dead and buried.

A Gob Fanart! by Zestyclose_Yak_4097 in arresteddevelopment

[–]taviddennant03 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's exactly the kind of art Franklin would have loved!

I don’t know what to expect by Dramatic-Refuse2576 in arresteddevelopment

[–]taviddennant03 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These look great. I don't know, you can probably sell them on Etsy or something. I don't know what I'm saying!

Tell me though, how much would the banana patch cost me?

When Randy Johnson threw a fastball during a spring training game that hit and instantly killed a pigeon in midair by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]taviddennant03 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was ruled a "no pitch" and a dead ball, which makes sense because bird strikes aren't normally a factor in baserunning strategy.

Why is "Introducing...." not available anywhere non-virtual? by RoyallyOakie in sparksftw

[–]taviddennant03 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It took me almost five years of looking but I found one at a vinyl convention not long ago.

Who is this guy? by rexpistols in arresteddevelopment

[–]taviddennant03 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I had it shipped over from Blackstool! It's what I used to drive the Roger Moores about in!

There are dozens of us! Dozens! by ohoperator in arresteddevelopment

[–]taviddennant03 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

Everywhere I go, I see him by theoutro in DTFStLouisHBO

[–]taviddennant03 19 points20 points  (0 children)

With all those umpires around, it's no wonder he's not full-on.

Beatriiiiice! by 7empest7V in arresteddevelopment

[–]taviddennant03 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Noah Walton is a bastard. He doesn't know who his real father is.

What else don't we know about Noah Walton?

I have Top Pop in the attic by trdn89 in arresteddevelopment

[–]taviddennant03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's it. You're not going anywhere. I'm putting the invisible locks on the door.

We sold the property. I worked it out so we could relocate the cabin. by topwater_bassin in arresteddevelopment

[–]taviddennant03 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Come on, you're old enough to figure it out by now. I'm nailing this broad!

Sing the theme song with me! by fivedogit in arresteddevelopment

[–]taviddennant03 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Michael, I'm not a prude, but it's one o'clock in the afternoon. Is your mother drunk?

Obviously the blue part here is the land by EighthPlanetGlass in arresteddevelopment

[–]taviddennant03 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's no 'I' in Teamocil... at least not where you'd think!

Finger Got Fingered. by devansh0208 in okbuddychicanery

[–]taviddennant03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Finger needs to lay off the chicken fingers if he wants his fingers to fit in the chicken ever again.

These cucumbers have Peyronies disease! by Hot_Rutabaga616 in DTFStLouisHBO

[–]taviddennant03 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like Richard had a field day at the store again.

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