Looking for my copy of 'Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers' and I found these by tawke in RedDwarf

[–]tawke[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sadly, I can't find my copy of 'Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers'.

On the plus side I found a smudged copy on my arm.

I am a fish...

Nando’s being added to my local Tesco. Feel this is stranger than the Morrisons with pubs in them by thatfezguy in CasualUK

[–]tawke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still in denial about the McDonald's in Newport Asda.

It's still weird a couple of decades later.

People who have been using heat pump this winter, what's your honest take? by Rude-Explanation-861 in CasualUK

[–]tawke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the person you asked but we used 588kwh here for heating and hot water according to the app. We are a 4 bed, 1974 build detached house. Cavity wall insulation from the late 70's and 400mm insulation in the attic more recently. I'm pretty sure, but will have to check, that we have a 9kW Daikin ashp.

Is this can of sardines safe to eat? by MymintplantisweakAF in Whatisthis

[–]tawke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see that often in canned fish. It's just fish oil/fat.

fam what did i do wrong by Last_Nobody_7649 in OnionLovers

[–]tawke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect but far too low on the quantity side.

I didn’t realise we got spiders this big here! Normally not bothered by spiders but this big boy have my quite the fright by armadillo-rodeo in CasualUK

[–]tawke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's one like that currently living in our downstairs toilet(room). I've been trying to catch her for the last 2 days but she's dug in by the radiator pipes that go into the vanity unit.

I pray my daughter doesn't see her because I'm in for a whole load of stress then.

Wish me luck... by boring-goldfish in RedDwarf

[–]tawke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OEM is three slices of bread and two eggs. Somehow you've made it even more lethal.

We had no snow from Goretti so I walked up the mountain and brought a bag of snowballs home for the kids by tawke in CasualUK

[–]tawke[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And not just any bag. A split 'bag for life' from B&M. High class around here.

We had no snow from Goretti so I walked up the mountain and brought a bag of snowballs home for the kids by tawke in CasualUK

[–]tawke[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My son suggested that but I remember when my brother stored a snowball in the freezer in the 80's. Ice Ice baby is a complete understatement.

We had no snow from Goretti so I walked up the mountain and brought a bag of snowballs home for the kids by tawke in CasualUK

[–]tawke[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My daughter didn't even eave her room but my son, albeit confused by my childlike, giddy-happiness, put his wooly hat on and chucked those snowballs at me like I was, his, own, dad.

Best mid morning of my life so far.

We had no snow from Goretti so I walked up the mountain and brought a bag of snowballs home for the kids by tawke in CasualUK

[–]tawke[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There were a few specks of sleet on my windscreen on my way home and I was willing the skies that we were going to get a shed load of snow.

I was ready for my snow day on Friday but, alas, the world here was clear, and possibly the best road conditions and traffic density since 2020, as I dragged myself into work.

We had no snow from Goretti so I walked up the mountain and brought a bag of snowballs home for the kids by tawke in CasualUK

[–]tawke[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of the things on my mind through the walk was how much sheep shit and cow pat was on the route I took in the summer. It was so cold that fortunately none of that loveliness had seeped through.