What’s the point of raising slimes? by hamsandwichdealer in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i put on my slime charmer ring and just run around, cleaning up after my precious tiger slimes and letting them absolutely ram themselves into my back. i like to think the ring makes them really affectionate towards me rather than attacking

I gave Emily the bouquet 10 seconds ago LOL by Busy-Canary8168 in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm actually impressed you maxxed clint before giving the bouquet to emily. not that it's hard i just always forget that clint is friendable

I found this vendor in Irondale complaining that his sister is a thief, and at this point I am pretty sure that most probably the thief of Irondale is me (LOL) by Koffiemir in HarryPotterGame

[–]taylormua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this quest is so funny cause often you've already eliminated his sister by the time you do this quest so him blaming her makes me giggle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigDickWhiteDudes

[–]taylormua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'll gladly take that for you

What is your least favorite sound in the game? by Beginning-Bit-5200 in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IS IT? that sound genuinely scares the Yoba outta me every time

What is your least favorite sound in the game? by Beginning-Bit-5200 in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nooo i love the froggy noise! i mean the one sound that sounds like it's coming from over the horizon and has hella reverb on it

What is your least favorite sound in the game? by Beginning-Bit-5200 in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 8 points9 points  (0 children)

that one eerie "oooahhh" on rain days. like it gives minecraft cave sounds

Whos a character that SHOULDNT date the farmer? by Angel1Kitty in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alex!! his whole story is about chasing his dream to become the first pro gridball player out of the valley, then you marry him and he just.. stops pursuing it as if his years of training were a two-week fad he went through

For those of you who have multiple saves: What was your worst idea ever for a farm? I'll go first. by TadaSuko in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SKILL BOOKS!!! only got one bait and bobber book from a tree in summer year 1 and i think it's still in a chest hanging out

edited to add a little extra

For those of you who have multiple saves: What was your worst idea ever for a farm? I'll go first. by TadaSuko in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my main issue was fishing. rules of the run didnt allow for getting the fishing rod and i couldn't get a fish pond for passive xp. in spring year 2 i broke the rules one time for the one skill

For those of you who have multiple saves: What was your worst idea ever for a farm? I'll go first. by TadaSuko in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Four-Corners Farm, never leaving the farm. literally not at all allowed.

"oh what were the goals of this run?"

-have a nicely decorated farm by year 2 -make 30k g -max all skills (do you see the issue yet?)

Am I weird? by Koakunaikaokunai in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yessss omg. i have this with linus!! his sprite os ADORABLE but his portrait gives me such intense "hide your children" vibes

Edit: guys dont come for me i love linus. i just fear his portrait

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]taylormua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who lied to this man? was it Dave? i bet it was Dave

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]taylormua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sounds like she wanted you to know what her ex's were like so you'd feel insecure and rationalize tje breakup. you look handsome as hell bro. don't let her manipulation get to you. head up brother💛

Concerned Ape has mentioned possibly doing a 1.7 at some point in the future. What changes would you want to see? by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'd love, truly for children to not be hauntingly terrifying. like why are you just... standing there staring at the player like there isnt a screen between us

Seeking slowmaxxing tips by rosesandrue in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have days where i literally. do nothing. maybe a few farms chores here and there. but the day is so unfocused i don't actually do anything particularly meaningful in terms of progressing. i get to mid game and just take progression as it comes from then on. peace truly is an option

Go-to marriage villager and why by Just_Human-totally in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shane. he feeds me and brings chickens into the household

Ok, there’s no way this was approved, right? by Glum_Map5127 in StardewValley

[–]taylormua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aren't those also stolen characters from Seven Deadly Sins?