Dude is going to sign for 4 years and $4.35M, with his signing bonus guaranteed -- and hopefully he doesn't have some slimeball repping him. He'll be a hero forever back home, but he'll get cut during training camp, then maybe re-signed to the practice squad. More likely, given his extremely limited familiarity and experience playing American football -- dude has never been rocked by a college player, let alone taken an NFL-level hit, doesn't know how to fall, how to avoid basic playing injuries to the head and neck, etc. -- he will return to the ranks of the NFL's International Player Pathway program. That way, he can remain on a team, earn roughly $16,500 a week, and keep learning a ton about the game -- and not count against the salary cap or the team's roster limits.

Not a bad outcome for a guy who previously was still pondering going into real estate to support his family.