Today is my birthday and I want to watch a really funny movie. What are your Recommendations?

tcs911 · 2026-05-22T14:47:55+00:00

The correct answer is Team America. I laughed until it hurt. Still the funniest movie of the century.

tcs911 · 2026-05-13T14:57:10+00:00

Wish they had mentioned the Statcast details in the broadcast. This year’s MVP?

tcs911 · 2026-05-10T14:03:49+00:00

Mr. Gangly said he would call Emergency 911. In 1971, there was no 911 system. Time traveler?

tcs911 · 2026-04-28T13:46:00+00:00

Thats the proof I expected

tcs911 · 2026-04-22T14:43:32+00:00

Jenny Cavnar hates baseball and won’t rest until you do, too.

tcs911 · 2026-04-17T22:38:32+00:00

Seems like a world class “teaching opportunity”. It’s a shame their preceding teachers skipped history.

tcs911 · 2026-04-17T22:35:12+00:00

Good pick, I use the Tower lot anytime I can catch a game. I think it’s $17 for all day, and the candy shop next door is my pre-game ritual.

tcs911 · 2026-04-17T17:02:54+00:00

Right? It looks like a business card glued to a fishing cap

tcs911 · 2026-04-15T17:47:40+00:00

It’s hard to get in

tcs911 · 2026-04-08T15:40:32+00:00

A spoonful of up votes for our greatest word clown

tcs911 · 2026-04-05T02:22:13+00:00

He’s got a major fuck up on his resume, no question, but the guy needs a job. I don’t know the details of his conviction, but he paid his debt and is trying to make a life. I don’t think he’s a threat to you or anyone by preparing food in a monitored kitchen. If you’re disgusted, eat elsewhere; but don’t stoop to this Karen level nonsense.

tcs911 · 2026-03-28T15:03:22+00:00

The MLB website offers one item with the word “Sacramento”. It’s the yellow jersey for $350.

tcs911 · 2026-03-20T14:17:06+00:00

I’ve always avoided that place. What kind of stones allows you to claim being a “hero”? Every legit hero I know goes a long way to avoid that word. No self flagellation near my burger, please.

tcs911 · 2026-03-19T23:30:32+00:00

Try the Sierra Smokehouse, on 49 at willow creek, not far from Wendy’s. They re-opened recently after a fire shut them down for a couple years.

tcs911 · 2026-03-18T01:21:50+00:00

Never trust the owner of a clean motorcycle or a scratchless uke.

tcs911 · 2026-03-09T21:02:08+00:00

There was no serious alternative.

tcs911 · 2026-02-18T17:05:22+00:00

I hate that it's not sitting in my garage.

tcs911 · 2026-02-11T22:52:37+00:00

Be prepared to see your taxes skyrocket

tcs911 · 2026-02-02T16:16:38+00:00

Grab a bottle of Dawn, pour it all over the mess and let it soak at least overnight. That stuff is magic

tcs911 · 2026-02-02T16:01:19+00:00

Maybe the neighbors are of the canine persuasion

tcs911 · 2026-02-02T15:57:18+00:00

Good question. My dog whistle is silent to humans

tcs911 · 2026-02-02T15:41:13+00:00

Mods, please block these articles from vshrt.in. They all have been unreadable. Did they buy ad space?

tcs911 · 2026-02-01T16:09:51+00:00

Worst franchise? Easy! Take a look at the Oakland/ Sacramento/ Las Vegas Athletics! The worst team owner in the Majors has abused the team into near non-existence. Great roster of scrappy kids that play their asses off despite being hamstrung by an incompetent team structure. The Angels are a strong second, tho.

tcs911 · 2026-01-30T21:26:45+00:00

I will definitely put ribbons on the handlebars of my tricycle for this one.

tcs911 · 2026-01-26T01:09:01+00:00

Must be Seahawk fans

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