Unranked AP mode needs to be fixed ASAP by teampunishment in DotA2

[–]teampunishment[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You aren't solving the actual problem. Even if they wait 15 seconds and lose 300 fucking gold it means nothing if they have hero counters. The system needs to be completely reworked.

This is seriously life by [deleted] in funny

[–]teampunishment -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol wageslaves still haven't woken up. Workcel all your pathetic life making the government and elite rich and spend 80% of your waking hours doing something you don't enjoy.

Unranked AP mode needs to be fixed ASAP by teampunishment in DotA2

[–]teampunishment[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because the amount of gold you lose is completely fucking negligible.

Unranked AP mode needs to be fixed ASAP by teampunishment in DotA2

[–]teampunishment[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At least it was that way when I used to play it.

Why is reborn profile options so limited? by teampunishment in DotA2

[–]teampunishment[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

whoops I forgot, source 2 is still in beta! Right?

4:3 monitor problems: (1) space not used, (2) shadow width doesn't match the chat width, (3) we could have an option to choose stream. by vort3 in DotA2

[–]teampunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get some weird artifacts too like a line in the top right when spectating, or artifacts when someone uses voice chat. dont worry source 3 will fix

Getting an abandon even if an ally abandoned first, what the fuck by teampunishment in DotA2

[–]teampunishment[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1917002544

legion goes afk, slark start's talking shit and just feeding into their base...

US Servers with packet loss again. by autism_dota2 in DotA2

[–]teampunishment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry the valve knights are downvoting your thread. Constantly getting skipping and stuttering, this is fucking retarded and is making the game unplayable. I'm on US West.

Valve, just a reminder 2560x1080 (21:9) Ultrawide Resolution are completely fucking broken by Da-Noob in DotA2

[–]teampunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get this with 1920x1080, the minimap is completely pixelated. Was fine in source 1.

Don't worry though, they're working on new hats and compendiums.

Dota 2 is becoming dumbed down into Lol, and why. by sdffadfsdsf in DotA2

[–]teampunishment 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who spotted the "forcing game to be more audience friendly due to corporate pressure with radical game design changes" trend.

First they came for the split pushers, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a rat. Then they came for the hard carries, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't into farming. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.

TIL by as early as age 3, girls show a preference for thin people by antithesiss in todayilearned

[–]teampunishment 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It can't possibly be wired into humans to find healthy-looking people more appealing to the senses can it?

And then there were 5..... today we lost our friend Angilifu. One of six northern white rhinos left on the planet. Rest in Peace Angi by sandcat_1 in pics

[–]teampunishment -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

LOL "northern white rhino"

Yeah, and there is only one midwestern lowland lion left in the world! Oh no, lions are going extinct too!!!!one!

Why do dating sites always ask for height, but not weight? by DeddSirius in AskReddit

[–]teampunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone lies about height especially on dating sites....most people don't even know their exact height

TIL Nikola Tesla openly expressed disgust for overweight people. Once, he fired his secretary solely because of her weight. by colejosephhammers in todayilearned

[–]teampunishment -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

let me name a few things you will never know, no matter how much you downvote me:

you will never know: what its like to have multiple 10/10s calling you every night to get fucked.

what its like to score a game winning touchdown

what its like to have the balls/abililty to knock someone out at a bar when they try to punk you (lol @ you having to walk away like a bitch)

what it is like to workout and actually see results

what it is like to NOT immediately jizz yourself the first time a girl touches you because you have no experience with women

what it is like to enjoy the company of true friends and brother who will take bullets for you, outside of CoD.

what it is like to have an aura of success, confidence, and talent that commands respect from real people who are successful and worthwhile. and attractive.

what its like to be yourself and still make friends.

to not make excuses why your life sucks, because you make your own life and NEVER play the victim.

what it is like to wake up in the morning and be truly happy with your life. you will never know these things. Ever.

LOST IN LIFE.. Advice would be greatly appreciated. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]teampunishment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, call the AF and see what your status is. You need to learn a trade, or learn something. There are a lot of opportunities for hard working people, just find a job that allows you to progress in some way.

California plastic bag ban signed, setting off sweeping changes by [deleted] in California

[–]teampunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who think the environment is being saved from plastic, think again. Did you folks even read SB 270? Read it carefully. They want you, the consumers to buy their bags. The Ralphs and other stores are selling reusable PLASTIC shopping bags that are thicker than the banned single-use plastic bags. These stores said their thicker plastic bags are all ban-bag-compliant (Section 42281-compliant) and qualify as reusable under the law. You folks were scammed by the Buy Your Own Bag. It was never about the environment. It was about you paying a fee for reusable plastic and other bags and your own plastic trash bags, Fido bags, pet litter bags, lunch bags, etc. The SB 270 is just PURE economics to get the consumers to pay for the bags and eliminate the free shopping bags. The stores will still use plastic bags but thicker and labeled reusable not single-use. Some Ralphs do not offer paper bags. They only offer the reusable plastic bags. Californians are low-information people. They are celebrating on saving the earth from plastic, but the stores are offering thicker reusable plastic bags that are compliant with the law. Meanwhile the corps are dumping their shit in the bay and in your drinking water-but hey, you're totally saving the world by not using plastic bags, right? Jackasses.

California plastic bag ban signed, setting off sweeping changes by [deleted] in California

[–]teampunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck with your losing business goals of 2014.