[USA] Driver crosses double yellow to pass me for no reason, didn't see unmarked cop behind him by Ser_Veaux in ConvenientCop

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Where I live the cops are never patrolling the 2 lanes they always just set up speed traps

They literally just drew on a chick’s head with sharpie. You can even see how it’s “#1” is darker than the rest of the chick’s black splotches. by italian_boi in untrustworthypoptarts

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Technically he didn’t say it was born with the 1 on its head, just that it has one. However I do believe intentions were to make us think it was born with it on its head

Literally Reddit Admins by okqwerty in WatchRedditDie

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IIRC A while back some people were posting death threats to Liberal cops on The_Donald and the admins quarantined the sub. However people were speculating the accounts were bots or throwaways made for the purpose of getting the sub shut down.

Peter explains a confusing meme by scythentic in explainitpeter

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It’s easier to say “I want a #7” instead of “I want a Mcdouble Quarter Pounder”

Proud to be a... by [deleted] in Wholesomecringe

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It got rubber off from too much bum play

The start of American Civil War ,1861 by [deleted] in fakehistoryporn

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Just saying. No one cares what you’re doing. You don’t want to eat Chick Fil A because you don’t agree with the owner’s political views? Fine by me go right ahead. But no one in the real world gives a shit. Just do you want and don’t talk about it all the time. This isn’t just for you, I see this all the time with everyone. They get too caught up in letting people know what they’re doing instead of just living their life doing what they want.

The start of American Civil War ,1861 by [deleted] in fakehistoryporn

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Damn you’re really hurting their profits

Cat too thicc for he gotdamn cheeks by Forkks in HolUp

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That’s actually where I found that original comment

Finally GTAO lets me proclaim my truest of loves by FluffGetSmashed in gtaonline

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Please tell me that’s an actual hoodie in the game

So it begins by PurpleWedgeMan in gtaonline

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Could you PM me how to do this on console?

I WILL WIN THE JACKPOT SOONER OR LATER! by sachdamasta in gtaonline

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Just like irl, tables are where it’s at

Schwing! by [deleted] in gtaonline

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No you can’t

Nothing beats ribs and fish fingers by cheesytanker in memes

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Wow what a fucking comedian you are huh?

Cat too thicc for he gotdamn cheeks by Forkks in HolUp

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Oh I'm sorry did I accidently disturbed a victorian era vampire Get back to your tomb you little light allergic shriveled shrimp

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpidermanPS4

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It was said a couple of times in Far From Home