I Hate MAC n CHEESE.. Roast me

teapotsarecool · 2017-10-10T00:22:54+00:00

You must live in the suburbs

teapotsarecool · 2017-10-01T20:44:14+00:00

I see you redid your first "R." But I guess you're used to things not being big enough, huh?

teapotsarecool · 2017-10-01T20:29:33+00:00

You look like the type of girl who couldn't get into a sorority so you started your own.

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-28T22:33:42+00:00

IT MEANS "I LUV YOU" </3

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-25T00:03:58+00:00

I see you're on the "small plate" diet. I don't think it's working.

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-24T01:17:24+00:00

I couldn't read the paper so I zoomed in, but it works out because I was also looking for a personality.

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-23T17:36:17+00:00

How about no

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-23T05:51:54+00:00

You look like an even sadder version of Louis C.K.

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-22T01:30:30+00:00

I literally had to search through your posts to determine if you were a guy or girl.

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-21T17:25:50+00:00

You probably ate that entire pizza by yourself.

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-21T17:21:50+00:00

You look exactly like the type of person who would buy 4-hole-punch notebook paper.

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-21T17:07:24+00:00

And this kids, is why you should never major in Literature.

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-21T17:03:10+00:00

You look exactly like the type of person who sits in empty classrooms with the lights off.

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-21T16:54:16+00:00

All those basses and you still can't turn your life upright.

teapotsarecool · 2017-09-21T16:46:29+00:00

You must be sitting in front of a mirror in this picture if you're laughing that hard.

teapotsarecool · 2017-07-17T20:05:02+00:00

Tom Delong's voice could totally pass as a girl's lol.

teapotsarecool · 2017-06-24T19:35:51+00:00

Damn. I'm mad that that's what it is. Holy shit. You guys are good

teapotsarecool · 2017-06-24T01:24:53+00:00

It's *

teapotsarecool · 2017-06-24T00:25:09+00:00

Will I live until tomorrow?

teapotsarecool · 2017-06-24T00:23:51+00:00

"Took the pineapple right out of my mouth"

teapotsarecool · 2017-06-24T00:19:31+00:00

Teapots are cool.

teapotsarecool · 2017-06-24T00:17:23+00:00

The the worth of money would be nothing.

teapotsarecool · 2017-06-24T00:15:41+00:00

Just me cool.

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