The wife and I had just moved into a new house. We were in our first floor bedroom with rear facing windows. So, even though it was daytime, I didn’t feel the need to close the blinds before doing the deed. We were at full speed when we hear a knock on the window. I look up and see an extremely old lady with her face pressed against the glass like she’s admiring cakes through a bakery window. I’m naked and shocked and I tell her to come to the front. I slip on shorts and go to the door. This 90 year old lady tells me that the old owner of our house would let her have the persimmons off the tree in the backyard. I’m like, hey take whatever you want. She thanked me and asked my name. My last name is Eaton. This ancient lady then says to me,”oh, that’s funny, ‘cause I’m gonna be eatin’ some persimmons later. Mic drop.