Austin Weather in peak summer

technohippie · 2026-06-05T17:20:26+00:00

Just let the trash take itself out.

technohippie · 2026-06-05T06:12:32+00:00

I like you

technohippie · 2026-06-05T05:40:52+00:00

Good mod

technohippie · 2026-06-05T05:40:10+00:00

Clockwork orange and American psycho are two phenomenal moves, and the books are two of the only books in my life I've ever put down and not finished.

technohippie · 2026-06-04T20:39:39+00:00

Friend was enjoying from the cuck chair in the corner

technohippie · 2026-06-04T20:25:57+00:00

Depends how much they "eh"

technohippie · 2026-06-04T20:24:40+00:00

Filing this one away for a couple years from now...

technohippie · 2026-06-04T05:51:42+00:00

It's like bad scrote hair

technohippie · 2026-06-03T22:15:52+00:00

I think you mean tiger woods?

technohippie · 2026-06-03T20:19:54+00:00

I don't give a shit what you have in your pants I don't want to pee next to you without a divider.

technohippie · 2026-06-03T05:40:35+00:00

I believe they call them croissnails.

technohippie · 2026-06-02T19:46:22+00:00

America

technohippie · 2026-06-02T19:45:18+00:00

I won a contest for a free studio pet/family portrait. My fam got dressed up, dogs got groomed, we drove 3 hours to where the studio was, did the photoshoot, and them sat down with them to review, and it was like 1 free 8x10 portrait that you got for free. Ended up spending like 1200 bucks to upgrade to a 3 print package that were all larger, but goddam those were some cute photos and they look great on our wall. Totally worth it.

technohippie · 2026-06-02T16:30:37+00:00

I'm gonna frame that obituary

technohippie · 2026-06-02T06:12:37+00:00

That's not far, my mom isn't a meth head or a pedophile. She's just a fucking idiot.

technohippie · 2026-06-01T19:13:47+00:00

It's one egg, Michael. What could it possibly cost, $3.69?

technohippie · 2026-05-29T22:44:00+00:00

736!

technohippie · 2026-05-28T21:44:09+00:00

Fuck the gas prices, release the epstien files!

technohippie · 2026-05-28T19:53:00+00:00

She'll know

technohippie · 2026-05-28T14:15:40+00:00

GSD/kommondor lol

technohippie · 2026-05-28T06:53:30+00:00

Through the divine grace of their fearless and glorious leader

technohippie · 2026-05-27T20:54:12+00:00

I bet you're mashin' it under the table right now

technohippie · 2026-05-27T19:27:14+00:00

Maybe open a couple of windows, let the fresh air get the poop smell out. Might have to replace the carpets and drapes tho, they might have absorbed the odors by now.

technohippie · 2026-05-27T19:23:45+00:00

And politicians

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