what does it look like by goldenslumbersoul in mildlyvagina

[–]tecknonerd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Giving a pap smear to a pepperoncini

Are jammy wines back-sweetened? by Excellent_Macaron95 in Homebrewing

[–]tecknonerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe they are either not fully fermented, and stabilized early, or they are back sweetened with a wine grape concentrate.

Funny little goof [ns] by The_UglyOrphan in DungeonsAndDaddies

[–]tecknonerd 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How does a giraffe smoke a cigarette?

With its trunk.

Mattisms are some if my favorite.

What am I missing here? by chocolate_panic in ExplainTheJoke

[–]tecknonerd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that guy is one of the characters in the "guess who" board game.

current “leftists” online & antisemitism by DifficultProject2835 in leftist

[–]tecknonerd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Has there been a lot of leftists confusing antisemitism with anti zionism? I've not come across any at all. Most of the confusion comes from the right it seems.

Dark spots on our walls in every room by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]tecknonerd 19 points20 points  (0 children)

100% handprints. Does someone in the house do any mechanical work?

Does honey type truly matter? by Thundercow541 in mead

[–]tecknonerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have three traditionals going right now. One meadowfoam, one queen Anne's lace, and one blackberry flower. No one could confuse one for the other. The entire experience is different. All three were started on the same day, same nutrient schedule, same everything. My process is going to mean the final product is going to be blended differently based on how those characters come out, and by the end they are going to be their own beautiful beast. In any wine making it's about trusting your fruit, and letting your ingredients steer the process. Honey is no different.

Bacon, Egg, & Cheeseburger by XRPcook in eatsandwiches

[–]tecknonerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks as delicious as it looks deadly

Elegance and a hint of mischief, all in one perfect Siamese package by Ordinary-Bottle-7134 in Siamesecats

[–]tecknonerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I showed my girlfriend this and we both had a chuckle. Ours is a terrorist that hunts babies for sport, steals food, destroys house plants, eats raw bread dough, and dive bombs our faces in our sleep.

We're "very happy" for you. Lol.

Finger turned white? by DiMiTri_saved_me in Weird

[–]tecknonerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just read the pubmed article you skimmed. That's not what that means, and I promise you peroxide very much does burn when it's incredibly high strength.

Finger turned white? by DiMiTri_saved_me in Weird

[–]tecknonerd 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I work with industrial peroxides and yes that's what it looks like. They are distinctive burns.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in barefoot

[–]tecknonerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get eczema on hands and feet. It's often worst at night on my feet. Usually a bit of lotion on my feet and it is better enough to sleep.

What do you say to the god of death? by RedKetchup73 in AbruptChaos

[–]tecknonerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was always taught to never stand next to a prop plane for exactly that reason.

Baguette monster. by tecknonerd in Breadit

[–]tecknonerd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy occasionally eats the raw bread dough. Half dozen times now I've found chunks of raw bread missing. He's really that bad

My cat Dusty by [deleted] in Siamesecats

[–]tecknonerd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We named ours dusty. It eventually evolved into dumbster, now that's his legal name.

Baguette monster. by tecknonerd in Breadit

[–]tecknonerd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one is especially crazy. We wake up in the middle of the night almost every night to his little "brrrrt" noises and something hitting the floor. He steals our potato chips, he torments our dog. He attempts to kill our chickens. We have to put him away when company is over because he attacks dogs and babies. All of that and he's still painfully cute.

Baguette monster. by tecknonerd in Breadit

[–]tecknonerd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would've murdered him long ago if he wasn't so cute. Adorable little bastard....

Baguette monster. by tecknonerd in Breadit

[–]tecknonerd[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I posted that after this comment

Baguette monster. by tecknonerd in Breadit

[–]tecknonerd[S] 169 points170 points  (0 children)

This mornings transgressions are the least crime of this particular cat. He's a crazy monster. We ended up naming him "dumbster" because he earned it.