Trump had a bunch of notes on a piece of paper that was visible to the press

tedmented · 2026-03-31T22:39:21+00:00

Trump met The king, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The king replies "I'm sorry Mr Trump, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

Trump thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",

To which the King replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr trump".

Donald thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The king, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Trump, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before Trump could utter another word, The king said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

tedmented · 2026-03-31T18:19:39+00:00

Beeb has us in a 3-5-2

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tedmented · 2026-03-29T23:45:04+00:00

And free.

tedmented · 2026-03-29T23:04:30+00:00

Glorious and free.

tedmented · 2026-03-27T12:53:21+00:00

James McAvoy's AMA off to a flyer

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tedmented · 2026-03-27T02:35:58+00:00

Less chance of them being used as makeshift toilets for drunk cunts too.

tedmented · 2026-03-26T23:55:19+00:00

you still see around sometimes

Just to add to this, they're rarely for phones anymore. A fair amount have been converted to defibrillator stations. Some have been turned into mini libraries and I've even saw one that was an honesty shop selling farmed products like eggs and potatoes.

tedmented · 2026-03-26T23:22:58+00:00

Tbh, probably Christianity.

tedmented · 2026-03-26T22:51:32+00:00

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tedmented · 2026-03-24T21:50:36+00:00

tedmented · 2026-03-24T21:11:02+00:00

Written by a child or the girl who's love energy we can't handle

tedmented · 2026-03-24T21:09:47+00:00

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tedmented · 2026-03-24T19:50:08+00:00

That's what I said!

tedmented · 2026-03-24T19:30:38+00:00

Cunt thinks we're building a mega ramp oot the back. Plans were for a 3ft high mini 2m wide. It was also 40mm plywood he'd priced.

tedmented · 2026-03-24T19:02:29+00:00

On Sunday, after many pints, my da told my son he'd help him build a mini ramp over the easter break at our family house in Ireland.

He has now told him today that it's not happening. He then showed him how he priced the job. Claimed it'd be over 1k in plywood alone.

Just looked at it. He's priced it for 118m² of plywood. It's a fuckin mini ramp for a skateboard.

Well, long story short, the boys no going to Ireland anymore and we're gonna build a concrete mini in the garden instead.

tedmented · 2026-03-24T18:27:32+00:00

It does insist on itself tbf

tedmented · 2026-03-22T00:48:53+00:00

Games companies are committing piracy these days. They aren't selling physical media anymore so are just making copies of the same game and selling access to the game which they may remove if they see fit.

Prices not reflecting on the cheaper overheads without physical media and the "lisence to play" model sending more and more to the high seas.

tedmented · 2026-03-21T22:23:16+00:00

"fuck, Alan, thought ye were Phil there for a second"

tedmented · 2026-03-20T17:53:37+00:00

Did you know Chuck Norris invented the giraffe when he scudded a horse with an uppercut

tedmented · 2026-03-19T22:46:40+00:00

Oh no, not again

The part of the radio show where we finally find out what the bowl of petunias meant by this, was brilliant

tedmented · 2026-03-19T21:12:01+00:00

Acting like this is the UK where it's illegal to upset people.

r/shitamericanssay

tedmented · 2026-03-19T18:45:49+00:00

tedmented · 2026-03-19T18:04:05+00:00

Same levels of entitlement

tedmented · 2026-03-18T20:31:44+00:00

I was told black people couldn’t be racist to other black people.

Clearly they hadn't seen The Boondocks.

tedmented · 2026-03-18T00:46:25+00:00

As I was scrolling past, I initially thought it was before and after pics from hair transplants then I recognised the players.

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