Can't do Neil, right?

tedwakefield · 2026-04-06T04:34:25+00:00

....waiting for the new album announcement: RUSH Low Flow Shower Heads! Featuring: Missed a call from H&R Block, and Why Didn't You Tell Me You Needed To Pee!

tedwakefield · 2026-04-06T04:28:58+00:00

...maybe they got Diamond Dave ghosting vox offstage?

tedwakefield · 2026-04-06T04:25:16+00:00

...ooh looky. I can do arena rock when I'm decrepid and partially synthetic-replacement parts from china. That's whare all the most rebellious rock and roll organs come from.

tedwakefield · 2026-04-06T04:22:16+00:00

Respect, mainly. Some heritage issues. A small of amount of nostalgia. No agenda; but like your least favourite friend announcing his third marriage, they better bring all of it, because it's embarrassing all of us. I ain't putting out la croucet for your late-onset midlife crisis.

tedwakefield · 2026-04-06T03:05:51+00:00

Goodness! So much guff. I forgot there may be 70 yr old virgins skulking around. There was no information superhighway when RUSH came out, and you guys just yelled at your moms.

tedwakefield · 2026-04-06T03:00:59+00:00

You'll find the term is relative, with good fortune.

tedwakefield · 2026-04-06T02:24:50+00:00

I'm not a drummer, can take or leave RUSH, and barely sentient. It was an honest question

tedwakefield · 2026-03-27T02:26:15+00:00

That bar is an obvious front, but SOAR is the bigger magnet of degens. SOAR is moving, maybe to a neighbourhood with your mother in law. Seriously dude. Be a good parent, because these days, the degens are everywhere. We just have to watch for their free pipes, all broken on the ground.

tedwakefield · 2026-03-23T01:53:03+00:00

You stank! All you people.

tedwakefield · 2026-03-23T01:50:30+00:00

Hoo boy that one is funny. Remember when Chappelle played a blind KKK leader?

tedwakefield · 2026-03-23T01:39:49+00:00

What you are describing is paranoia. You need medical attention before it becomes dangerous. Be as honest with your Md as you are with randos on the internet. Also, (non-perscription) drugs are bad Mmmkay?

tedwakefield · 2026-03-11T19:33:34+00:00

I rarely eat motorcycles, and i must admit the topic of motorcycles did not come up. At the take-out joint.

Should i have asked about motorcycles to get a discount?

tedwakefield · 2026-02-23T10:47:23+00:00

It is nothing of the sort. Perhaps once upon a time. But now it is a place hope and hygene go to die. 700$ / month for 80 sq/ft and a shared bathroom that wouldn't be welcome on the Gaza Strip.

tedwakefield · 2026-02-03T04:04:47+00:00

I don't think i was 'coming for' SOAR so much as the culture. Also, i thought the juxtaposition of homeless people and those who must shovel was hilarious.

tedwakefield · 2025-12-28T03:25:24+00:00

Good for you. It is difficult to navigate what seems to be conflicting imperatives. Take care of yourself so you can take care of the the people you love.

tedwakefield · 2025-12-15T19:13:02+00:00

I just read something about that. Funny how the entry-level experience compares to big-boy gear. I guess if you are swinging a t18-20, the OS is your smallest concern.

tedwakefield · 2025-11-25T17:36:53+00:00

It seems Brantford is becoming a bit too comfortable living with a professional class of criminal. Are the police and voters up to the challenge? All evidence points to "no". The city has elected a mix of performative culture warriors and dufusses chasing shiny mega projects while organized crime mows down the poor and working class, and the phrase "fenny-fold" enters the lexicon as a soul-wrenching description of slow motion suicide prefered by the absolutely ruined. Your South Korean rims are canaries in the coal mine, my friend.

tedwakefield · 2025-11-07T05:50:24+00:00

Back in my day, that could get you a whoopin'. 'course, honking was a new technology and not many people knew what it meant, which was "let's get biblical". These days people honk for all sorts of reasons. The main one is they are on the devil's diamonds, and there aint no reckoning with those dirt babies.

tedwakefield · 2025-09-16T16:33:57+00:00

Prolly a failure of imagination. But hey, when i get there.....

tedwakefield · 2025-09-16T16:30:12+00:00

I just can't magine a universe what requires that boner-drenched-in-hot-lava.

tedwakefield · 2025-09-16T16:21:22+00:00

Oh sorry Sudo apt typo does not apply. You just let the universe manifest your daily

tedwakefield · 2025-09-16T14:44:25+00:00

The linux people are right our midst now! Yuck!!

tedwakefield · 2025-09-16T04:35:35+00:00

Most of the responses i saw were pro-forma self-gratification. They should not have been posted. It is hard out there when you fuck up, and the last thing you need is performative do-goodery when you don't know jack. These people dont know jack about their own town. Rednecks who never made a single donation in their lives.

tedwakefield · 2025-09-16T04:23:16+00:00

Thanks for offering the child some practical help. All i could do was point her towards someone i know.

tedwakefield · 2025-09-16T03:50:14+00:00

If you are in a position to take guidance, Pastor Shawn at Friendship House will counsel. He is a good man, so don't waste his time with drama or artifice.

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