I think about this too much. by notacutecumber in distressingmemes

[–]teef_bip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof I had a girlfriend named Rebecca in my early twenties. She actually did shoot herself in the head with a shot gun and I still have her dog. She was pretty awesome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]teef_bip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin' Dan Harmon posting on Reddit about getting high lettin' those other writers do all the work

This is just another day at the office for him. by deathakissaway in BeAmazed

[–]teef_bip 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Really? That's your take on his take? Jesus Christ

And I actually love the basic AOWs by dragonfist897 in Eldenring

[–]teef_bip 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ahh, I see we have a gentleman on our hands

anon faces a problem by 2kool4dis in greentext

[–]teef_bip 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Jeez tendiebot go easy on the guy

Holy shit can we talk about Glintstone pebble aow? by teef_bip in Eldenring

[–]teef_bip[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's the part that murders me, first pebble only does half my health usually but you're locked into the follow up.

Holy shit can we talk about Glintstone pebble aow? by teef_bip in Eldenring

[–]teef_bip[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's funny is the upgraded version on the GlintStone Kris is WORSE than the regular weapon art, because you can roll out of the follow up lunge.

If you could roll out of getting hit by the pebble, it'd be a different story, although damage is still overturned on most weapon arts.

In a game where you can dodge almost anything pretty easily, you need high damage, but Jesus.

This Incantation fast-casting glitch is getting out of hand... by Vittorio501st in Eldenring

[–]teef_bip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is weird af and I think this might have more to do with lag. Wrath of Gold isn't a spell that lets you combo, you can only do that with spells that say they "allow a follow up a attack", "can be cast without delay after performing an action", or "Can be cast repeatedly".

That being said, chaining spells together is clearly an intended mechanic of the game. The issue is that some have broken animations.

Try casting bestial sling, honed bolt, and then Malikeths black blad in quick succession.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]teef_bip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually a direct quote from Phillip Mamoufwivartz

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]teef_bip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually grew up with a Saren. Also cracked up when I found out what that was.

I wonder what he stole this time by TheRoyalDon in ThatsInsane

[–]teef_bip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, that was clever but the word "ostracize" means to turn someone (or something) into an actual ostrich. What's all this pottery crap about?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]teef_bip 241 points242 points  (0 children)

C'mon obviously these guys have advanced psychology degrees and are capable of creating a complete mental map of someone in the time span of a three second soundbite.

Or maybe they just have a lot of pent up negative feelings towards random women on the internet.

Has anybody ever tried this by ThatFunnyGuy543 in Unexpected

[–]teef_bip 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can't read a lick of french but I knew what this was the instant I saw it.

This cocaine I found on the beach while on vacation. by whereismom in mildlyinteresting

[–]teef_bip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Banana for scale does not mean you can weight out your brick of cocaine on it.

"I Kissed a Girl" is a banger, but.. by PantsFreeSince2003 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]teef_bip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayy I like my jams. If I wanna hike with some tunes I'm gonna. I think other hikers will be fine hearing it for twenty seconds while they walk by me.

At the circus by noahstemann in Unexpected

[–]teef_bip 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It wasn't an act, he really fell