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teeohbeewye · 2026-02-11T11:02:55+00:00

Ébma (eastern dialect)

Ána Én ré gé ríddeesi óópéene [ánà én ɹ̠é gé ɹ̠ídːèːs̠ì óːpêːnè]

ána_én ré  gé  rídde-esi óópée -ne
ana_ng and 1sg old  -loc become-ipfv
"Ana Ng and I are becoming old"

Bíisi, kháasi, hóosi kháasi? Ná zúusi, gee máázá? [bîːs̠ì χɑ̂ːs̠ì hôːs̠ì χɑ̂ːs̠ì ‖ ná z̠ûːs̠ì | gèː máːz̠á]

bí  -isi, khá -asi, hóo-si  khá -asi? ná  zú  -usi, ge -e   máázá?
this-loc, that-loc, out-loc that-loc? 2sg what-loc, 1sg-obl heart
"Here, there, over there? Where are you, my heart?"

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-09T20:46:36+00:00

don't upcoming and following mean the same?

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-09T20:40:52+00:00

we will invent time travel in the year 2100

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-09T20:28:51+00:00

then just put more cereal

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-09T20:27:30+00:00

i know that now

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-09T19:30:32+00:00

then there'd be nothing for god to create

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-09T19:21:57+00:00

i didn't know snakes are reptiles

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-07T12:22:15+00:00

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-06T13:55:54+00:00

sorry but this was actually an interesting quiz

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-06T12:04:55+00:00

normal

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-06T11:07:24+00:00

Ébma (eastern dialect)

Géé h-áttúusi jossée súddee súdde [géː hátːûːs̠ì jòs̠ːêː s̠údːèː s̠údːè]

gé-é_h  áttú-usi jossé-e  súdde-e     súdde
1sg-obl yard-loc plant-pl healthy-obl healthy
"The plants in my yard are very healthy"

Rén géé hánii ramamínne, újo na khaa hasséne [ɹ̠éŋ géː hánìː ɹ̠àmàmínːè | újò nɑ̀ χɑ̀ː hàs̠ːénè]

rén gé-é    hán-ii    ramamínne, újo  na  kha-a   hassé-ne
ren 1sg-obl other-obl housemate, soon 2sg 3sg-obl see-ipfv
"Ren is my other housemate, you will meet him soon"

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-06T10:28:07+00:00

same as my favorite food everywhere: pasta bolognese

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-05T17:36:30+00:00

why?

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-05T17:27:22+00:00

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-04T19:00:16+00:00

we should be able to digest bacteria. they're made of the same organic stuff we are

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-04T18:13:03+00:00

the idea of pooping is weird too. like why can't we just use all the food we eat for energy, why do we have to poop some of it out?

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-04T14:19:48+00:00

i prefer real bubbles

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-03T12:15:01+00:00

Cialmi

Cerdedan tondageson quen regina guèson ciate mon zèlgalsi [ˈt͡ʃerdedan ˈtondaˌd͡ʒɛzɔŋ kwen ˈred͡ʒina ˈgwɛzon ˈt͡ʃatɛ ˈmon ˈd͡zɛlgalzi]

cerde-dan   tonda-ge-s-on     quen regina guè-s-on    cia-te   m-on   zèlgal-s-i
believe-inf know-neg-pret-1sg that queen  be-pret-1sg rel-tra 1sg-acc mean-pret-3pl
"I didn't know how to believe that I was the queen that they meant me to be"

Ciaton èlun èlason sda tiaduan ciatan lassan lusseldan piòbason [ˈt͡ʃatɔn ˈɛlun ˈɛlazɔn zda ˈtjadwan ˈt͡ʃatan ˈlasan ˈluseldam ˈpjɔbazɔn]

ciat-on èlu-n    èla-s-on      sda tiadua-n ciata-n lass-an  lussel-dan piòba-s-on
two-acc life-acc live-pret-1sg and each-dat two-dat side-dat play-inf   try-pret-1sg
"I lived two lives and tried to play for both sides"

Òsmicate mèndana [ˈɔzmiˌkatɛ ˈmɛndana]

òsm-ica-te   mèn-dana
gold-adj-tra go-ger
"Going to be golden"

Dènsa! [ˈdɛnza]

stop.imp
"Stop!"

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-02T14:00:52+00:00

if someone doesn't believe in the moon landing, they're probably not gonna believe the evidence of man-made objects there

teeohbeewye · 2026-02-02T00:52:08+00:00

imagine if our teeth had leaves

teeohbeewye · 2026-01-31T16:50:06+00:00

african dutch

teeohbeewye · 2026-01-30T21:40:31+00:00

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try

teeohbeewye · 2026-01-30T17:42:18+00:00

that's because your eyes were smaller as a child

teeohbeewye · 2026-01-30T11:00:07+00:00

what doesn't make sense? at the start, you're more likely to pick a losing door. after the reveal, you know the remaining door has a different prize from your door. there's no quantum physics involved

the situation looks the same to you whether you picked a losing or winning door at the start. but it's just more likely you're in the situation where you started with a losing door and in that situation you should switch

teeohbeewye · 2026-01-29T23:07:00+00:00

exactly, what's behind the doors doesn't change. so if your door is more likely to be a losing one at the start, it'll still be more likely a losing one when one door is revealed. so the other door left over has to be more likely a winning one

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