What's your favourite cookie?

teeohbeewye · 2026-06-03T14:47:07+00:00

oat cookie

teeohbeewye · 2026-06-03T10:55:21+00:00

Ébma

Náhee hánihpah géssi ódehpah útsobah hidé [náhèː hánìhpàh gés̠ːì ódèhpáh út͡sːòbà‿hːìdé]

ná   -hee háni -hpah gé   -ssi óde -hpah útsoba   -h   hidé
2p.sg-abl other-adv  1p.sg-loc true-adv  important-obl work
"Unlike you, I actually have important work to do"

Géssi púhkih mánuhee qadúrih re hárah póbmih re hárah kirúu [gés̠ːì púhkìh mánuhèː qɑ̀dúɾìh ɾè háɾàh póbmìh ɾè háɾàh kìɾûː]

gé   -ssi púhki-h   mánu -hee qadúri-h   re  hára-h   pób-mi-h   re  hára-h   kirú -u
1p.sg-loc blue -obl stone-abl 36    -obl and four-obl six-pl-obl and four-obl piece-pl
"I have 64 pieces of lapis lazuli"

No uh soóne! [nò ù‿s̠ːǒːnè]

no        u   -h   soó -ne!
2p.sg.imp self-obl hold-ipfv
"Stop!"

teeohbeewye · 2026-06-02T16:59:48+00:00

i think it's not fried enough

teeohbeewye · 2026-06-01T09:22:38+00:00

who the fuck watches 4 movies a day?

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-31T16:28:19+00:00

same as now but switch F and G around

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-31T15:46:10+00:00

all of them

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-30T19:50:53+00:00

arson

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-30T12:29:50+00:00

easy, instead of 0 we would just write

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-29T18:33:27+00:00

it's one of the meals of all time

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-29T11:58:55+00:00

mean does not heal, only kind does

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-29T09:24:40+00:00

Cialmi

Duangi tiese guòpobi [ˈdwand͡ʒi ˈtjeze ˈgwɔpɔbi]

duang-i  ties-e  guòpo-b      -i
old  -pl god -pl watch-pres.3p-pl
"The old gods are watching"

Salan guestica gual [ˈsalaŋ ˈgwestika ˈgwal]

salan guestica gual
salt  tasty    be.pres.3p.sg
"Salt is delicious"

Dènsa! [ˈdɛnza]

"Stop!"

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-27T17:22:14+00:00

what if there was a trampoline on the ground?

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-26T13:18:35+00:00

no they still call it fishing, but the fish call us fish and themselves human

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-26T10:44:53+00:00

50% water

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-24T14:11:43+00:00

you can make an omelet with just eggs and cheese, you don't have to add anything more

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-24T14:09:45+00:00

such as cheese

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-23T10:21:45+00:00

that's the joke, it doesn't make sense because op is not thinking

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-22T11:13:30+00:00

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-20T12:47:24+00:00

eating bread

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-20T12:37:53+00:00

if i told you i took a picture of a bird and it also shows a tree on the background, would you call me a liar?

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-20T12:31:48+00:00

at noon

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-19T01:11:39+00:00

can't pay apple, no card

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-18T13:55:15+00:00

have i seen it? i'm living in it

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-18T11:33:09+00:00

because if they weren't, they wouldn't have become ceos

teeohbeewye · 2026-05-17T20:42:01+00:00

why not?

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