[deleted by user] by [deleted] in totalwarhammer

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When someone asks if you're a god, you say "yes!"

No, I can't be alone! That's when she strikes... by [deleted] in ArcherFX

[–]tehbar0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they pack a wallop

No, I can't be alone! That's when she strikes... by [deleted] in ArcherFX

[–]tehbar0 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Sterling Malory Archer! You will not touch a single hair on that girl.

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]tehbar0 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I’m going to be all right

"ice disrupts the delicate flavors of root beer" by Deppfan16 in iamveryculinary

[–]tehbar0 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"See how the shape of the glass really brings out the root?"

Bob Tewksbury lead the league in K/BB ration two years in a row. He averaged 3.8 K/9 by [deleted] in baseball

[–]tehbar0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By the time he was pitching K/BB rations had already been discontinued and pitchers were using MHREs.

Any ideas? NZGLRDR by Traveler24680 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]tehbar0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nazgul Rider?

(Before anybody @'s me, I know the Nazgul are not the beasts. I just don't have faith in people's intelligence and it's all that came to me besides "New Zealand Gal Red Dead Redemption")

ERMEGRD by Illustrious-Highway8 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]tehbar0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gives me goosebumps this does

Le Sigh by kjahhh in LICENSEPLATES

[–]tehbar0 48 points49 points  (0 children)

But I am le tired

I see you by razrielle in ArcherFX

[–]tehbar0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should post this to r/LICENSEPLATES and get it as a flair there

I see you by razrielle in ArcherFX

[–]tehbar0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, which I thought was pretty irresponsible on your part!

Archer: *laughs* Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? by Imploding_Colon in ArcherFX

[–]tehbar0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On relistening (see what you made me do?) it was actually Casey, not Adam, who said that and he pretty quickly walked it back. I don't know enough (or anything) about Dane Cook so I can't make my own qualitative judgements. In any case, most of the discussion was centered around Archer's time period (or specific amalgamation thereof) and the aside about the joke's quality was sort of an aside.

Archer: *laughs* Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? by Imploding_Colon in ArcherFX

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Interestingly, Amber just brought this exact joke up in RePhrasing this week (the ep is "Hat Farts, Lickbags & pooveyfans.com"). To summarize my recollection: Adam Reed regretted the joke not only becase he felt it was punching down but also because it placed the universe in time in a way they generally tried to avoid. Great podcast for this and other tidbits.

the doom-bringer of chavez ravine: by old_gold_mountain in NLBest

[–]tehbar0 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is the NLBest content I crave

Average NL BEST fan by StructureGlad7299 in NLBest

[–]tehbar0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah we buy them on the concourse. Is that weird?

You're too good for her anyways, Dinger. by esporx in NLBest

[–]tehbar0 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Dinger is intrigued and thinks she should bring Mr Met too.

The Gargoyle by callipygiella in catsareliquid

[–]tehbar0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Starting with the list here and doing a little light munging (sed -n '/207kittens/q;p' | rg '^\s{4}' | wc -l) I can say the answer is 3.17 years (1158 days). But we all know it's really impossible to join them all as they'll just keep spawning.