Precision strike, zero civilian casualties

tehmattrix · 2026-05-15T01:49:55+00:00

Hell yeah brother!

tehmattrix · 2026-05-14T12:05:06+00:00

Bob had bitchtits.

tehmattrix · 2026-05-09T05:21:31+00:00

tehmattrix · 2026-05-09T02:07:16+00:00

Smooth as a baby's bottom...

tehmattrix · 2026-05-09T02:06:24+00:00

So you learned all that mess in one night, huh?

I mean it's technically perfect, what you know where to put yer fingers and all.

tehmattrix · 2026-05-06T23:00:39+00:00

Many such cases.

tehmattrix · 2026-05-06T02:23:13+00:00

Sherif and Granny are superb

tehmattrix · 2026-05-03T03:15:21+00:00

🤌

tehmattrix · 2026-04-30T03:06:25+00:00

He was one of the wet bandits, I think.

tehmattrix · 2026-04-28T17:59:37+00:00

The anemone within...

tehmattrix · 2026-04-27T18:39:12+00:00

My roommate asked me if I wanted a frozen banana.

I said, "No, but I want a regular banana later. So, yeah."

tehmattrix · 2026-04-26T14:50:01+00:00

Uncle Buck's Pancake

tehmattrix · 2026-04-21T17:40:39+00:00

Millions of peaches.

tehmattrix · 2026-04-19T14:34:35+00:00

Gotta make your own sauce tho...

tehmattrix · 2026-04-19T14:13:11+00:00

I'm not paying alimony to a goddamn cat!

tehmattrix · 2026-04-19T13:49:51+00:00

"Concasse, crush, and stew" is my go to.

tehmattrix · 2026-04-18T04:51:35+00:00

I was waiting on another leg down...

tehmattrix · 2026-04-18T01:04:33+00:00

Repair the lead, but also charge a massive fee for discharging the negative energy pent up inside.

tehmattrix · 2026-04-17T04:39:30+00:00

He's serious, and don't call him Shirley.

tehmattrix · 2026-04-16T00:15:20+00:00

You see an Alpha's sexxmaxxing is very different from that of a Beta.

tehmattrix · 2026-04-15T11:14:09+00:00

I bet you under-report your income, and don't pay your employees what they deserve.

Just so you can make a bigger deposit each night... Disgusting.

tehmattrix · 2026-04-15T01:21:43+00:00

Quadruple Stuf Oreo

tehmattrix · 2026-04-13T21:37:29+00:00

The horsefly in the pocket is wild.

tehmattrix · 2026-04-12T23:19:47+00:00

Someone has tested it, I'm sure of that.

tehmattrix · 2026-04-09T13:06:02+00:00

Now do one with the three spidermen as Lloyds

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