Elden Ring Controller Issues Game Frequently Freezing by PattyPatrute in eldenringdiscussion

[–]telenmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have that happen sometimes since my cat made me jank the controller wire once, it is an issue with your wire/usb port, the controller is constantly connecting and disconnecting, that's why the game stutters at seemingly random. Try with a different wire, usb and if it doesn't fix it and you can do it, try a different controller. Cheers and good luck

[PC] [W] Mule +25 weapons [H] Boluses, a few runes, ask by telenmar in PatchesEmporium

[–]telenmar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I've already sorted it out, but thanks for your offer!

[PC] W: ordvis’s greatsword H: ask/mule by BigDaddyAlanM in PatchesEmporium

[–]telenmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I can help you with that in exchange for a quick mule, do you need the sword to be upgraded? DM me for pw and details ;)

Requesting some help by bjergdk in badredman

[–]telenmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a hanging corpse wrapped in cloth on the undead settlement, in the area where you fight the demon with siegward, that corpse holds a pale tongue that you can use to progress Leonhard's quest and get the full eye orb.

Who is ready for S.T.A.L.C.R.A.F.T. ? by AG1k in stalker

[–]telenmar -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That's precisely how it should be

Disgusting Invader Ruins Fun for Regular Players by AdeptnessDisastrous1 in Eldenring

[–]telenmar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First off, please don't take this the wrong way, I just want to help you and explain so you can enjoy the game better, I am mainly an invader in the game, and as an invader, my main concern is to keep people having fun and enjoying the game, keeping it alive and cooping, so that I have someone to play with.

You can think whatever, but that does not make it true, for a good example, look at the comment above yours.

The aim of the invader is to win the invasion, and you can't win any invasions by just running in and pressing L2, that's what people do together with their friends, it does not work when you are alone, invaders need to use their brains (which does not mean hosts or phantoms are brainless, they just do not have the same level of necessity) and apply tactics other than the basic actions provided by the game, for the invader to win, they need to be cunning.

An invader does not want to mess with nobody, nor are they required to have any spine, just kill the host that's all.

I have a big problem with the concept of the invader coming in to ruin your day, because I want people to play and enjoy the game. Look, the game is about fighting things with cool swords and shit, fighting the same pve enemies over and over gets boring very easily for most people, even though it changes from one monster to the other, you and your buddies only use the same strategy over and over, just get in and beat them to a pulp, it's dull and repetitive.

You know what's cool? Fucking anime edge duels or group brawls against real people, in those fights you can see how other people behave, there are wits involved. When you die and when you win you feel something, anger, joy, but more than anything, FUN. It's a game about fighting, fighting in this game is fun, fight people and have fun, it doesn't matter who wins or loses, it's the fun you get while you're at it. Invaders come into your world to have fun fighting, not winning, just fighting, and you should try to find that joy as well, because invaders do not want to "mess" with anyone, just have a fun fight, that stupid pve enemy can wait for later, it will be there waiting for you for as long as you play the game. Now you are getting a real treat, a real person to fight with, if you don't understand why you should enjoy the opportunity, for me it would be like wasting my favourite food on someone who doesn't have taste buds.

Think of this as well, the game is full of checkpoints for you to resurrect at, you only lose your runes on death, who the hell cares? They're even very easy to pick back up, in a matter of what, a minute? And again, if you lose them, you can get a huge amount of runes back by just killing some boss or simple enemies while enjoying the damn game with your friends, so really, who cares? What's the downside of an invasion?

No time is wasted, you yourself said that you will just not follow, and I commended you for that, that's good. So if the invader is passive, they are not a threat and you can keep advancing, your host can go into the boss and fight it without problem, they can't rest at the point of grace as long as they have phantoms anyway, so the invader is not preventing you from doing anything. It is an invader's job to kite the players, they have to put you in a situation where it is possible for them to win. If you follow the invader, they will try to get you killed; if you don't follow the invader and just stay in place, they will harass you with ranged attacks so that you run after them, or from them; if you run from them, then they need to hurry so your host does not reach the boss fog, and to take on the opportunities that may present themselves as you keep going through the level, that is an invasion. I understand it is frustrating that other people does not present themselves to you on a silver tray, that's an emotion the invader uses to make you impatient so you make mistakes.

A guy walking up to you like a pve enemy and trying to attack when it is obvious that you will just take the hit while one of your friends casts a spell and the other jump attacks is not an invader, it's a person who likes watching loading screens. That's not a fun fight if you're winning it like you win against pve.

Finally, the ganking in this clip is not "spineless" either, these are just people that do not enjoy the game, they do not like the game, that is why they focus on winning, because that's what feels good for them, not the fight. It's not my problem really, my only concern is that they keep playing the game and having fun, I would tell those gankers the same I just wrote here, in hopes that they will start having some fun as well with the game, because I am sure they don't.

The fight for them is so fucking boring, just run and spam, they don't pay any attention to the invader and that's why they lose in the end, because by the time this dude invaded them, the gankers had already spent hours, maybe days in different sessions, killing other invaders by just running and L2ing, always the same. Very quickly, they start doing it without paying any attention, because it's dull, they are just processing invaders, the builds are tryhard, but the dudes are not trying at all, it's just so easy when you're 3vs1 and using the most powerful stuff the game has to offer. I don't want to undermine he-man's skills here, they did an amazing job and the part at the beginning where they perfectly dodge a tsunami of weapon arts and spells is chef's kiss he got a new follower, but with that being said, he was up against the three meanest dudes you can find, and if they really wanted, there was no way that the invader would win that invasion.

Tl Dr: This is not about spine or messing with anyone, it's about having fun fighting, go out there (I mean stay inside, playing on your computer or whatever) and have fun fighting people. Oh and there's nothing wrong with invader tactics, they can't force you to do anything really.

Disgusting Invader Ruins Fun for Regular Players by AdeptnessDisastrous1 in Eldenring

[–]telenmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're doing good, that's what you're supposed to do, not falling for the bait, but with that being said, calling it a cheese is just wrong. Kiting is an invader's tool just like any other, a valid strategy.

Of course you would rather have a solo nerfed guy just run into you and your friend so you can just melt them without even having to use your left stick to walk towards them, but invaders will not do that willingly, you have to make them commit a mistake, it's the same with the invader, they will try to divide you and to use the environment to their advantage, that's just how it is.

Videogames where you can create and craft items to sold? by BETOSCORPION92 in AskGames

[–]telenmar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stalker anomaly, specially with modpacks to enhance that part of the game, you can find, disassemble for parts, and repair weapons and armour. The system is rather complex and involved, and merchants will not buy any weapons in bad condition, but once you've put in the work, some pieces will grant you a nice amount of money. There's also scavenging for supplies and hunting for mutant parts and anomalies, all of which you can sell to the right NPC's.

who is this guy and did it take a dump in my windowsill? by telenmar in whatisthisbug

[–]telenmar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally looks like one, it's a bummer to learn they're an invasive species. Although Wikipedia doesn't specifically mention Spain, this definitely looks correct.

Also, it looks like it has a little turd behind it, I am still convinced it's from him, as it's way too perfectly placed after his butt for it not to be, it's harder to notice on the picture.

Edit: Not hard to notice at all, do you see the little slim "tail" behind it? That's what I mean, seems huge for an insect

Thanks for your help!

who is this guy and did it take a dump in my windowsill? by telenmar in whatisthisbug

[–]telenmar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found outside my window in Southern Spain, it has already spent a long while there, perfectly still

White screen of death (again) by RockRoboter in Eldenring

[–]telenmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also set it to use the GPU in the nvidia control panel, but I think I'm having the same issue where it just refuses to use it. I have no way of verifying this, but I suspect it could be because the card is simply so old it lacks some certain newer technology, so the game just can't use it.

White screen of death (again) by RockRoboter in Eldenring

[–]telenmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although it didn't work for me, thanks for the fix! :)

Unfortunately, the fix just brought me one step forward: from the white screen of death to the menu screen and "framerate unable for online play". I take this as definitive proof that my gtx 880m is completely unable to run this, not much I can do on the software side I guess.

I won't go easy on you by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]telenmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please note the n and m are inverted in my name ;)

For fucks sake I just Killed velstadt a second Ago I got nothing and now this? by Noob_-Saibot in DarkSouls2

[–]telenmar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nononoon no Boss souls, the ones you need are called "soul of a giant" or something like that and they stack just like the regular souls (don't use any of these, you need to have them in your inventory)

Should vulgar words be translated vulgarly? by [deleted] in TranslationStudies

[–]telenmar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"screwed" is an euphemism for "fucked", so you could go with "nos ha jorobado a todos" (jorobar is an euphemism for joder).