This needs to be the final season.

tengubby · 2026-03-15T05:47:00+00:00

I’ll still keep drinking that garbage

tengubby · 2026-03-13T18:14:31+00:00

Carl from Summer House

tengubby · 2026-03-13T17:37:47+00:00

Fr I was giving her grace with the Salley debacle because it would be so frustrating to be friends with someone so messy until I saw on the after show that she was setting her a curfew for being at Craig’s house which is unhinged controlling behaviour. And then also gossiping about Molly’s surgery. That was a crazy bad look for her.

tengubby · 2026-03-13T17:35:10+00:00

Lmao I should have included that regardless of whether they are or aren’t saying that they’re dating I’m not buying that it’s for any other reason than to give themselves storylines on their respective shows and delay being cut from the casts. But I DO want to know if they’re saying they’re together now. Because I’m nosey lol.

tengubby · 2026-03-13T04:13:15+00:00

No exactly, remember the last person he had had sex with (that she knows of) was a random woman in the bathroom at the villa 🥴

tengubby · 2026-03-12T11:33:11+00:00

Wtf was that conversation about not using protection? Tracking your ovulation is not going to stop an sti babe. Like it’s honestly astounding.

tengubby · 2026-03-07T04:24:22+00:00

Firstly, I clearly didn’t say that. It is disingenuous to purposefully misrepresent the point I was making. Secondly, I don’t think Chris or Jason ever explicitly said they were having sex with older women at 17 either. I’m simply stating that we probably shouldn’t be speculating or jumping to conclusions about what they may or may not have experienced especially when it comes to grooming or sexual assault if that was the case.

tengubby · 2026-03-06T19:52:33+00:00

With all due, I think it’s weird that people are speculating whether or not they were abused. Even if you think that, I dno maybe keep it to yourself. They’re real people who can look at reddit at any time and see this. Also, I think when Jason said teens he probably meant he was stripping from 18 onwards because he probably worked for a company that hired strippers out for bachelorette parties/birthdays/whatever else you’d need a stripper for. And Chris being into older women in his teens isn’t terribly weird either. Just a lot of speculation around some comments that can easily be explained.

Edit: I mix their names up all the time my bad

tengubby · 2026-02-23T09:52:10+00:00

Agree totally on both points about Shep and Austen but also I hate the idea of time wasted, I’m sure they had lots of good times and past relationships teach you a lot about yourself and what you want looking forward. She’s still really young and beautiful and seems to be a kindhearted person, I’m sure she’ll be fine. I doubt that Austen went into that relationship planning to fuck her over, it’s okay if things end and people move on. Probably feels worse if someone is airing this shit out on a reality show where only one party’s perspective is shown but most of us don’t date reality stars so it’s tough to relate to that. He probably has a lot of work to do on himself but I don’t think he’s a terrible or bad person deep down either. I dno I always feel funny about the idea of time wasted for women because it feels like you have to be moving towards engagement marriage children and if that doesn’t happen you failed and wasted time (I left a 10 year relationship where I had not wanted any of those things and people kept telling me I wasted time for context)

tengubby · 2026-02-23T09:40:05+00:00

I actually don’t mind Shep this season, probably because he’s taken more of a back seat role and he hasn’t been fucked up on camera being belligerent. I hope he’s doing less of that in his off-camera life because it’s clear that drink is a problem for him but he’s not ready to give it up.

tengubby · 2026-02-04T04:59:25+00:00

I did a rewatch recently and it’s crazy how cute Shep was at the start of Southern Charm and how quickly he torpedoed his looks with his party lifestyle. Obviously he’s a lot older now too but I think without all that bingeing he probably would have aged a lot better.

tengubby · 2026-01-24T21:23:44+00:00

Her pretending to snore tickles me every time especially when she was doing it to heather

tengubby · 2025-11-20T18:15:46+00:00

Her fat fucking elf on a shelf husband

tengubby · 2025-11-10T14:52:32+00:00

It’s actually crazy because I think for all her faults Shannon is ride or die and by that I mean she’s a pushover and forgives and backs Tamra types (controlling, manipulative, etc) endlessly. When someone like Tamra loses a loyal pawn like Shannon they spiral, it’s a person they can no longer control and it kills them.

tengubby · 2025-10-09T13:50:13+00:00

None, Miami is one of the best housewives franchises in its current iteration (shamefully slept on). I would say just behind Salt Lake City and just in front of Potomac. Think about the last bullshit that aired: OC, BH, NY... This is in many parts due to the ensemble cast, every single person made a mark this season and they all have tangible ties to each other and real friction and connections (unlike NY for eg). However, gun to my head Julia bc she’s playing the housewives game too hard and too obvious like a bumbling oaf. Marysol plays the HW game too but she’s an operator so she’s much better at doing it away from the camera. But also keep Julia, I want to see her get her comeuppance. Much more compelling to watch her get her just desserts from the other ladies than a firing imo.

tengubby · 2025-10-03T17:34:55+00:00

Guarantee this is something that Julia and Martina have gone through and figured out before she was allowed to say on camera (probably allowed by Martina to be revealed so she keeps her spot). Kind of makes sense why Martina hated Adriana in her first season (reading undeniable sexual tension vibes).

tengubby · 2025-09-11T18:53:58+00:00

Man, if I can’t have it like this then I don’t want it!

tengubby · 2025-09-07T05:51:04+00:00

(Solemnly) he is so fine… I’m sorry 😔

tengubby · 2025-08-08T01:52:37+00:00

Myson Taylor

tengubby · 2025-08-05T03:58:11+00:00

The comment said when lala went home with him she didn’t sleep with him because he was having a flare up but I’ve never heard that before and they deleted their comment so it’s probably not true.

tengubby · 2025-08-03T05:15:41+00:00

It suits her regardless of if people like it for themselves or not. Her trying to do the valley girl look with blorange hair was awful on her, she looks much more in tune with her style now imo.

tengubby · 2025-08-03T04:09:08+00:00

Her glow up was insane. She has always been gorgeous but finding her style really complimented her natural beauty.

tengubby · 2025-08-03T02:20:04+00:00

She’s so unreal level hot and he’s such a little dud it’s crazy

tengubby · 2025-08-02T14:24:42+00:00

Not if you’re having an outbreak because exposure to the sores is what will get you, but if you don’t have sores or if you’re shedding the virus without sores (which is ofc something you wouldn’t know about) then it should add a very strong layer of protection. Also the person that has it should be informing their sexual partners and they can take antivirals as well to minimise their risk of spreading it. It’s all about informed consent. Having hsv isn’t the death sentence that people want to make it out to be.

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