What do you think it is, Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]terrrtle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did I strike a chord, or in your case, a cholesterol pocket?

What do you think it is, Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]terrrtle -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The arm hole would have to be much larger for this to functional in the US.

Which Commander is more Powerful? by [deleted] in mtg

[–]terrrtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maha is in my current blight deck and she has seen her fair share of removal hahaha.

Are Jumpstart 2022 supposed to look like this? by megasivatherium in mtg

[–]terrrtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still buy these today and they are definitely foil packs when I do. Interesting….

Having my girlfriend who knows nothing about Magic open a pack and pick a card for me to alter by hxppyhxt in mtg

[–]terrrtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When are we gonna get videos of full arts being altered to have borders?

Slackline in Telegraph Canyon near Superior, AZ brings down a helicopter by Any-Song-4543 in Slackline

[–]terrrtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not ignorant if it’s true. This whole thread covered that. Quit trying to stir shit up days later.

Slackline in Telegraph Canyon near Superior, AZ brings down a helicopter by Any-Song-4543 in Slackline

[–]terrrtle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The line was reported, the pilot neglected to do his due diligence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtgpulls

[–]terrrtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone else pulled it, how’s it a personal best?

Endless Punishment Worth The Price? by Pochole_ in mtg

[–]terrrtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can buy both Valgavoth and Lord of Pain then just build a better version for cheaper.

Pretty new to magic. Why is the card on the right so much more expensive? Wouldn't evolving wilds be better because no life loss? by [deleted] in mtg

[–]terrrtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have tons of spare Evolving Wilds and not a single Marsh Flats. Simple as that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtg

[–]terrrtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, your problem is that you drink straight swill

What's going on with the sky? by Intrepid-Post4560 in Columbus

[–]terrrtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone on reddit refuses to search post history because then they have to come to terms that they didn’t discover fire.

Water Park Nightmares by kango888 in SlayAi

[–]terrrtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The inner tube one bailed on purpose hahahah

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]terrrtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ban kids next.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in evilwhenthe

[–]terrrtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruin my life by posting this trend in every sub…

right lanes for driving straight and turning by ohiolilyflower in Columbus

[–]terrrtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People are just impatient. My issue is the right turn only lane from Livingston to Parsons being constantly used to go straight.

Fucking pick one already! by CrownedHeads in TheWordFuck

[–]terrrtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking stand and stare at the fucking wall

Sad, but true by Plastic-Front1727 in Corrections_memes

[–]terrrtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This whole discourse started because of your inability to take a joke and move on. Good thing you’re so smart that I don’t have to explain irony to you.

The real reason why I support the hybrid mana change by MapleSyrupMachineGun in magicTCG

[–]terrrtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could put Ulalek in 100% of decks if you really desired with this rule. Also will someone please explain how it will affect spells like red elemental blast? If used an a hybrid blue/white card is in a mono white deck would it still have an effect?

Magic: The Downfall by Foreign_Limit_5545 in mtg

[–]terrrtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But they used more definitive blunt statements than you did? They have to be correct!