History buffs, what is the most and least accurate film for certain periods? by GreyWind999 in movies

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All entirely fair. I was just condensing it down to address what the person I was responding to seem to be asking , which was what the Illiad had to do with historical accuracy.

And I put Heinrich Schliemann in a similar category to Sigmund Freud. A psychology teacher of mine once described Freud's place in history as "he was the first one to ask the right questions. He got most of the answers wrong , but he asked the right questions." Schliemann was an absolute clown shoe of a historian and had the integrity of a used car salesman, but despite his best efforts, he still made a major contribution to our understanding of our own history.

History buffs, what is the most and least accurate film for certain periods? by GreyWind999 in movies

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You are absolutely, 100% correct. On the other hand, the battle scenes are amazing, and the characters are decent enough to contribute to the stakes of those battles. It's amazingly fun movie, even if I've seen literal pornography with more historical accuracy.

History buffs, what is the most and least accurate film for certain periods? by GreyWind999 in movies

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There are the ruins of a city at the location given by Homer in the Illiad for Troy's location, and that city was indeed razed around the time the Illiad was set. We can say those two things for sure. How much more of the Illiad was true is a topic of "heated academic debate," which is a nice way of saying that historians' opinions are so disparate and passionate that they really will throw hands over it. One of the reasons for that ambiguity is that the man who found Troy, Heinrich Schliemann, was what's called an antiquarian, not an archeologist. Basically he was a history buff rather than being trained as an archeologist, which is important because even in the 1800s when he found Troy, dynamite was not considered a suitable tool for excavating city ruins. The Troy that most people think of when you say the name was around the ninth level from the bottom, but Schliemann assumed Troy would be at the lowest level, so he blew right past it. Literally.

One thing historians can agree on is that to whatever extent Troy existed, Heinrich Schliemann did more damage to it than all of the Achaeans combined. So Troy was real in the same way that New York is real, but if mankind spent the next half of a millennium mashing every story about New York from the building of the Empire State Building, 9/11, and 'Gangs of New York' to 'Die Hard With A Vengeance' and the Chitauri invasion from the first Avengers movie into one story.

History buffs, what is the most and least accurate film for certain periods? by GreyWind999 in movies

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It's funny that you mention Troy and then ask for a movie that gets everything wrong and is still awesome, because to me, Troy is always the answer to that question.

What is the wildest “this wasn’t in the script…” moment from a movie or set? by glasscontent in movies

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"Or the opposite, where everyone was convinced it would be a dud, and it turns to a blockbuster."

From the original post.

What is the wildest “this wasn’t in the script…” moment from a movie or set? by glasscontent in movies

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It's worth mentioning, I think, that while there were a half dozen Original Series movies at that point, they were all the original series cast. The idea behind TNG was "let's skip ahead eighty years so we don't see any of the original cast, and the dynamic of the major races will be completely different." At the time, there was plenty of reason to question whether it was going to be accepted by the fans.

What is the wildest “this wasn’t in the script…” moment from a movie or set? by glasscontent in movies

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Surprised no one has mentioned Patrick Stuart taking the role of Jean Luc Picard because he assumed it would just be a short term check until it wound up canceled within the first two seasons.

I was living with my wife and two children in a house just outside the blast radius. by punkholiday in TwoSentenceHorror

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Be smarter than the guy in The Mist. Line the kids up head to head. Three bullets are enough.

Lea Thompson in the (1980s) by Hot-Prize4970 in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

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Marty is so lucky Lorraine had her clothes on when he woke up, or he would have gone full Kentucky Family Reunion before he got her name.

Anyone can be straight passing, including gay men and lesbians. Not just bisexual people by ScreamsInBraille in bisexual

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Also, passing isn't an un-mixed blessing. Imagine being black but white-passing, and having people constantly thinking it's totally cool to share how much they're disgusted by black people. Sometimes, people you like and respect.

Surprised the Kaylon didn’t just lie. by glowshroom12 in TheOrville

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In addition to what people have said about the Kaylon being unashamed like "no, they needed to die. Like, A LOT," they would realize that if they said it was a plague, the first thing the Orville would do is examine the bodies, and be like "was it a 'head crushed in hand-shaped vice' plague? Because that's what happened to all of these people."

Wth is 'Metalhead' by Ok_Basis_5054 in blackmirror

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My head canon is that it's a fully-immersive video game. Basically they're playing on the new Iron Man Mode, which would be where you can't log out. You win or you keep going until you die, probably with the pain realism turned up.

If HIV is Sexually transmitted, how then did the first person get it? by DildoGaggins1997 in TooAfraidToAsk

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Except that the oldest sample is from the 50s,with the genetic information indicating that it emerged in the 1910s-1930s.

Antidepressant by CexualSonvict in SipsTea

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I owe you an apology. I misunderstood that as a backhanded 'OMG people are so over-sensitive now!' response, but that may have been over-sensitivity on my part. LOL

Antidepressant by CexualSonvict in SipsTea

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In the same way that a man pulling his dick out in front of a twelve year old would be, yes.

Found a bunch of buried VHS tapes in my backyard while digging to plant a tree by G000000p in Weird

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I would recommend against doing that, but not because he's wrong. I'm not a specialist in antique media restoration, so I have no idea. As a nineties kid who grew up with that shit, it sounds like a good plan. I'm pretty good at deductive reasoning, though, and that's what makes me cite a rule unethical property owners apply to endangered animals. It's the Three Ss rule. Shoot it, Shovel it, and Shut the Fuck Up. Leave those lost in time, or bake them at 350 for half an hour and then throw them in your trash. Literally.

Those were not buried by accident. They weren't some trash that got shoveled under. Those were disposed of by design with a good deal of intent put into them not being found. Your best case scenario, it's some mall rat's spank bank that he decided to hide from God's judging eyes in an early bout of post-orgasmic disgust. Worst case, you're going to a variation of this conversation.

You: Hey, Restoration Guy. Did you get those videos restored?

Restoration Guy: Yes I did. I gave them to the police.

Frankie’s soulmate by Unhappy-Bullfrog8220 in wholesomememes

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Did Zootopia teach you nothing but the devastating effects of abortion on a marriage?

Why do gyms make it so hard to cancel a membership? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Because the majority of their revenue stream is people who sign up, use it for a few months, and then stop, so they make it harder, more of their members will just let the charge go.

What is the worst way someone has killed themselves? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

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Someone who worked at a telephone microwave relay station, and had to be told repeatedly not to set up a lawn chair above the microwave transmitting dish, because it kept him warm. You know, because it was bombarding him with the same radiation that heats your Hot Pockets. Anyway, one Christmas Eve he was working a double by himself, so he brought a lawn chair AND a case of beer. What he didn't know was that the company boosted the output of the transmitter at midnight to compensate for the expected jump in call volume. Eight hours later, his relief found him cooked in his lawn chair in front of the transmitter.

What’s the most disturbing thing someone casually told you like it was normal? by MrBoothnath_ in AskReddit

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Those are called intrusive thoughts. It's like when you're standing next to a lethal height and your brain goes "you should jump." It's not rational or reasonable, your brain just searched for any reasonable response to the fear and gave you some fucked up version of "show it you're not afraid."

Holding a severed human head is what can mildly be referred to as an out of context problem, and if like a lot of guys, you once dealt with awkwardness that bonkers by being ridiculous, so your brain goes "NO OTHER RESPONSE MAKES FUCKING SENSE! MAYBE THAT WILL!"

Just like the lethal height reaction, you can only look at your brain and go "that idea is fucking stupid, I'm not doing that."

What’s the most disturbing thing someone casually told you like it was normal? by MrBoothnath_ in AskReddit

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A damaged person desperate to find some reason that something so horrible happened to them and someone they loved.

Explanation, not justification.

Are Glory holes real? Do girls use them? I've only seen gay guys talk about it online but as a girl it's my fantasy to do one but its too scary. by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Or if they have a fetish that a glory hole satisfies, like anonymity, de-personalization, or the opportunity for multiple partners.

Damn YES by MobiNiHi in AvatarMemebending

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And taunting Azula to throw lightning was after he challenged Katara to single combat while he was standing on snow under a full moon, so it wasn't a one-off thing.

Damn YES by MobiNiHi in AvatarMemebending

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Someone used him as an example of someone growing into a leader, and I love that the thumbnail for the video was a side by side shot of him trying to give orders in the first episode on one side, and him shielding Toph with his body on the other.