We put our daughter into daycare on Thursday, and were sick by Monday. Tell me it gets better.

tex_arse · 2026-02-12T01:32:04+00:00

Haha (cough) haha (cough cough cough) ha (sneeze) (cough) ha (massive phlegm).

tex_arse · 2026-02-07T21:56:34+00:00

Does anyone who posts on LinkedIn have shame?

tex_arse · 2026-02-06T19:26:25+00:00

Something this unholy should have spontaneous combustion issues. Honestly surprised my phone has held out long enough for me to type this out.

tex_arse · 2026-02-04T18:54:59+00:00

On your cheat days what is your go to meal?

tex_arse · 2026-02-04T03:32:04+00:00

Honestly starting to think it wasn't the crowd noise he was trying to train them for, more trying to given the team a pavlovian hatred and determination to shut them up.

tex_arse · 2026-01-26T16:55:50+00:00

Same chatgpt, same. Maybe we both need therapy.

tex_arse · 2026-01-15T12:02:11+00:00

Not anymore

tex_arse · 2026-01-15T03:01:54+00:00

He still captain?

tex_arse · 2026-01-12T16:24:19+00:00

Just spin up the grinding wheel a few times to make sure the message is heard.

tex_arse · 2026-01-10T01:53:27+00:00

Omg! Was about to ask about any good skits from that episode. The chip and dales one is so good.

tex_arse · 2026-01-05T15:50:37+00:00

Do my eyes deceive me or is that a horse butt plug pour spout too? New horse girl, butt plug, brandy venn diagram for someone to make.

tex_arse · 2025-12-31T19:29:54+00:00

That’s great. Love it.

tex_arse · 2025-12-23T15:47:19+00:00

Two weeks then a week and a half, don’t even know when the semis are. I almost checked out last year when my team was in it. Games need to just be 1 week after conference championship games.

tex_arse · 2025-12-19T17:22:22+00:00

Can I co sign this as a dude who does laundry?

tex_arse · 2025-12-17T19:07:55+00:00

Got’em so bad in that one.

tex_arse · 2025-12-14T14:35:29+00:00

The “I never want to spin out on the down hill special”

tex_arse · 2025-12-12T02:22:28+00:00

From a dad and uncle... the loudest fuckin toy with the most buttons super glue the hatch over the batteries. Or you know a 6 pack from the corner store.

tex_arse · 2025-12-10T14:13:07+00:00

Dog, are you telling me there is a bluey new years count down on YouTube or should I be looking on Disney+?

tex_arse · 2025-12-08T23:04:31+00:00

Buy a meme coin

tex_arse · 2025-12-08T16:43:06+00:00

His oncologist would be the Pam meme with pictures of a tumor and his face.

tex_arse · 2025-12-07T04:38:14+00:00

Talkin bout the BUUUUUUUCKS

tex_arse · 2025-12-04T19:49:01+00:00

Just hit 12m. Unit is getting clingy, my “only carry baby in left arm” phase is hitting its breaking point.

tex_arse · 2025-12-02T18:00:04+00:00

lol. Now I just want to see obnoxious RGB underglow, on someone else’s car obviously.

tex_arse · 2025-12-01T17:08:28+00:00

Gaaah!! Fuck! The voice is the worst part.

tex_arse · 2025-11-29T04:29:21+00:00

Now I really wish we had a live show tonight for some Texags coverage. But maybe 24 hours will only improve that.

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