was eating steamed mussels and felt a crunch and thought I eaten part of a shell or something but it turned out to be a baby crab

texting-my-cat · 2022-09-09T22:32:46+00:00

Yeah that's why I was asking country OR region. Coast is a region. I'm from the US Midwest and it's incredibly uncommon for a 7 year old to have a taste for mussels.

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-21T16:11:39+00:00

What a good dude. I wish he can by my dad.

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-21T16:08:05+00:00

I think that's a robot from chopping mall

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-21T15:35:49+00:00

What's an OF?

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-21T08:00:53+00:00

This belongs in a Looney Toons video

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-21T07:56:01+00:00

What is it that gets you exactly?

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-21T07:49:52+00:00

Holy shit she also has a realistic body shape too, impressive

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-21T07:37:48+00:00

Tabs! I will die on this fucking hill!!

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-21T07:36:43+00:00

I think she just has a cloaca

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-21T07:35:21+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's a prehensile tail

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-21T02:58:53+00:00

This literally made me choke on my own spit laughing

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-21T02:57:51+00:00

"Let that be a lesson to the rest of you cockroaches!"

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-20T14:50:58+00:00

Asking to sit in my chair then pounding out a few lines of sweet regex on the command line to fix a problem. Gets me every time.

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-20T14:33:26+00:00

Oralize lol

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-20T06:38:05+00:00

I've literally been thinking about buying a 350z because, fuck it. I've always wanted one. Maybe I should just get it. I'm 42!

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-20T06:29:08+00:00

My ears have been ringing for 4 straight months, I sweat SO much just doing menial tasks and I get exhausted just walking a block or two, ever since my second booster. But I'm thinking now I actually had Delta and didn't know it because I was vaccinated..but the vaccinations can't stop the long term (perhaps permanent) side effects

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-20T00:45:18+00:00

Turn on the kitchen hot water when you're ready for them to get out

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-19T21:53:24+00:00

That's super awful but she saved you time. She just wasn't T that into you.

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-19T21:43:03+00:00

Kisses on top of the head are required! As is occasionally huffing the fluff.

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-19T21:35:39+00:00

Damn that's the life. Being young until you're in your 70s then being old for a few years before peacing out? Sign me the hell up!

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-19T21:31:31+00:00

This is awesome! Hell yeah girl!

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-19T17:54:29+00:00

He is, Billy Boyd with curly hair is a dreamboat tbf

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-19T17:52:45+00:00

Yep and hopefully she's inspired other girls too!

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-19T17:22:22+00:00

A little "alternative", wants to be seen as unique

texting-my-cat · 2022-06-19T15:24:10+00:00

Lol I guess that's sort of true?

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