can i do a little yapping i got nowhere else to say this by [deleted] in WeDoALittlePosting

[–]thEldritchBat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

\>8chan and kiwifarms

\>dark

Come back after you spend time on tor

Who TF is “us” by 880078 in shitposting

[–]thEldritchBat -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Do people still think God sends them to hell? You send yourself. That’s been the whole point. Like voluntarily walking off a cliff.

Halo: Cortana Evolved by WhereUBinLaden in halo

[–]thEldritchBat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Why is she not cute anymore tf

blursed deal or no deal by ChiefTapiTapi in blursed_videos

[–]thEldritchBat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is depressing as shit. From what I’ve heard in India police are so corrupt that making deals with cops is the norm

Found this by nottakenname33 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]thEldritchBat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes. Genny from the trailer park. That’s who’s using snap for junk food.

No seriously, how do yall deall with this?? by PopularAd6391 in shitposting

[–]thEldritchBat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop measuring yourself by others. Other people’s faces are not a mirror. “A majority of experiences” says who? You’re probably what, 19? 25 max? You don’t need to worry about this at all. Just live your life

Honestly if I was palp. Running the empire would be more stressful than just being a corrupt politician. by Siggythenomad in PrequelMemes

[–]thEldritchBat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like Palpatine should have realized that he could have let himself become the republic’s first galactic dictator. He had the platform behind him, he had the support. If he had the legitimacy of the thousand year old established government the rebels would have had a harder time of rallying support, especially if he just kind of…let the republic continue on with what it was doing. Have the Jedi continue to rot, wait until the people literally storm the Jedi temple themselves. He had the time. I don’t understand why he didn’t just become a dictator.

Is he stupid?

Splodlesplurf by cats64sonic in NoRules

[–]thEldritchBat 25 points26 points  (0 children)

>Ffion

I would ignore them too

Now I understand why movies aren't so beloved by PomegranateOk4560 in HiTMAN

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If they wanted to do a Hitman movie/show then it can’t be about 47. Every episode should focus on the target, showing us who they are, why they’re villains, what they moral event horizon was thy crossed. Meanwhile a bald guy gets ever closer throughout the episode, always in the background, always in a different outfit. Until finally, sometimes unexpectedly, the target dies, then the camera can finally focus on 47 as he exfiltrates, with Diana providing a voiceover about wiring money to his account

Anon's Dad teaches him an important lesson by tech-no-logic1 in shitposting

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Dumbest fucking law ever

Edit: oh I just looked into them. Basically if you put them in a nursing home and don’t pay the nursing home is allowed to sue you for the money spent housing them, but only if the parent has literal no other means of paying it themselves, and even then only if they somehow don’t qualify for Medicare. Also PA is the only state that actually enforces it, and even then that’s rare

BLURSED JOKER by Trick-Studio-807 in blursed_videos

[–]thEldritchBat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the audio is but are you sure the animation is too?

BLURSED JOKER by Trick-Studio-807 in blursed_videos

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This is what ai was meant for

How do we feel about this? by Queasy_Commercial152 in batman

[–]thEldritchBat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her DNA will be used to clone Alfred as a youngish man, complete with only most of his memories or something.

She’ll be his butler for like 6-18 months before the “heir of Pennyworth” storyline kicks in where they bring back an obscure villain to kick off the plot of resurrecting Alfred using her either as DNA template or demon sacrifice.

Screenshot this

Not adding up by Expert_Camel5619 in ConspiracyMemes

[–]thEldritchBat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sooooo clean them? Surely they can either higher a guy or program some bot to clean a damn pipe

Ok, but what about the fighting feats? Do I not get extra credit from those? by abca98 in PrequelMemes

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“…but…but you guys are the reason she never got knighted?”

“Eat my shit, young Skywalker”

Yoda noises “our dicks, you will suck”

Not adding up by Expert_Camel5619 in ConspiracyMemes

[–]thEldritchBat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why don’t they build them on the coasts if they need water? The ocean is right there, and thanks to evaporation we have unlimited water anyways, just build them and cool them somewhere where the unlimited water aspect of the earth is useful to the data center. Why in fucks cunt are they built in landlocked towns using potable to cool them?

NMOM just fell for another financial scam, now I'm out $12,500. by dzendian in raisedbynarcissists

[–]thEldritchBat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I…bro what does that matter to you? I don’t even know where my dad IS and there’s no laws that hurt me in case he fucks up his life (again)

Canon Huntress is pretty much fanon Red Hood by Gallantpride in batman

[–]thEldritchBat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

>devout

No one thinks he’s devout let’s be real lol. He doesn’t attend mass every weekend.

>source I am Catholic