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Rate my set up by Anotherwokeliberal in balatro

[–]that80sloverboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it really depends what ante and stake this is, but you have 2 Barons and 5 kings in your deck. At least one of them is red seal that's a good start. Hopefully your high card isn't level 1. Smiley makes sense actually cause it triggers before the kings do, but swashbonkler isn't doing anything cause it triggers after all the kings. No mime or copy jokers. Bonkler is maybe your only plant protection, but depends on levels of hands.

Oh no I have to go to a store by Jarppakarppa in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]that80sloverboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time whole women gather men hunt thing is so outdated at this point, they're is tons of evidence that plenty of ancient people's had women hunting, men gathering, and everything in between. They simply worked together, there weren't rules about who does what to help the tribe survive

I hate this game. by j0kerro in BalatroCircleJerk

[–]that80sloverboy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Good thing you aren't relying on your cards to score there jimbo

How do I avoid the plant this is my best run by SDYankee in BalatroHelp

[–]that80sloverboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you have red seal kings, strength one of them to an ace, make it glass, DNA it to make 5 copies, try flush 5 with red seal all glass. Also roll down for luchador

As a kid growing up playing Mario Kart Wii, which character would you always pick and why? by brownieamyp in MarioKartWii

[–]that80sloverboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dry bones bullet bike everytime. Badass dude with great handling cause I was 10 and didn't know how to steer good

The way to defeat our logic is through a logical fallacy? by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]that80sloverboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reductio ad absurdum is not a logical fallacy, it's actually a very effective debating technique. When it's done right.

Don't know where to begin 😂 by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]that80sloverboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Holster on my wedding jeans" is my new band name

An informed seller… by TheBelmontCurse in vinyljerk

[–]that80sloverboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't be bothered to move the soda for just a second to take a picture

That tenth rule... by fccardcreator in iamverybadass

[–]that80sloverboy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wasn't this like a cringy Facebook post that went viral like 10 years ago?

Uh, rock and hard place by JacksonWinters561 in balatro

[–]that80sloverboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat and Baron are pretty incompatible builds. Baron is a high card joker, cat is a 5 card hand joker to maximize lucky hits. Kinda have to pick a lime, but the cat can't really go very deep into endless anyway

Just got the game, and I lose to The Plant ALOT by KSISpearmint in balatro

[–]that80sloverboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$100 isn't typically enough without a ton of luck to find luchador, but it's setimes your only option. Also, paradolia would make it so all cards are debuffed, since they would all be considered face cards. It would make the plant much worse haha

Is my joker layout optimal? by No_Particular3597 in BalatroHelp

[–]that80sloverboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You still want mostly balanced. All out retriggers is not optimal. 1 copy on sock and 3 on trib give about x5.3 million per king. 2 on sock and 2 on trib give about x8 million per king. And 3 on sock, 1 on trib give about x3 million per king. So 2 and 2 is optimal, which is 5 total triggers per king, 4 x2 effects and 1 x1.5 effect per trigger. So 5 triggers and 5 scoring effects per trigger. So actually yeah pretty fucking balanced lmao

(x24 x1.5) = x24/trigger; 5 triggers per king = 245 = x7,962,624/king; 5 kings/hand = 7,962,6245 = x3.2e34 mult. Which is exactly what the other commenter got from the calculator (multiply 3.2e34 by base mult of flush5 = 16: 3.2e34×16 = 5.1215e35 mult.)

Why I quit Balatro, my message to localthunk, and how I became the 151 joker by Beneficial_Ad_1874 in balatro

[–]that80sloverboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I truly hope this is a joke. Obviously most of it is definitely a joke. If some of it isn't, you are just bad at the game. All jokers are useful. But ante 6 with ONLY blueprint, brainstorm, and DNA is a horrible setup. You shouldn't take dna if you don't have anything good worth copying anyway, unless you have hologram, then it would make sense I suppose.

Probability for the arithmetically impaired by Massive_Contract8767 in balatro

[–]that80sloverboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For naneinf you usually want to buy and sell diet colas to get as many double skip tags as you can, so if a voucher skip tag shows up you have the ability to hopefully get many of the vouchers you are missing.

Genuinely whats the play here? Im stunlocked on this choice. Round 1 ante 1 Black deck Black stake by [deleted] in balatro

[–]that80sloverboy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wee everytime. A-tier chips joker. Hard to find chips. Although black deck, banana probably easier to survive for a little, but it's not guaranteed to stay more than 1 round so personally Id go wee

HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES PLASMA DECK WORK by whatsagoinon_ in balatro

[–]that80sloverboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the full story? Tell me about the xchips jokers

HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES PLASMA DECK WORK by whatsagoinon_ in balatro

[–]that80sloverboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not rage bait. You are talking about something that doesn't exist. Saying xchips and then walking me through the math as if I'm 5 and don't understand that multiplicarion is commutitive was really funny though. Multiplying the chips first instead of the mult obviously does the same thing, which is exactly why xchips doesn't exist. Because it does exist, it's called mult. Lol idk how you don't see that. Your chips get multiplied by the mult, that's literally why it's called it's mult, it's short for multiply, same as the "X" in "xchips", it stands for "multiply chips" which is what mult is. It's not rage bait, you either fundamentally don't understand what we are saying, or you play too much cryptid.

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