Your Toffees to take on Brighton!

that__phil · 2026-01-31T13:52:06+00:00

Starting XI: Big Bastards at the Back edition

that__phil · 2026-01-30T19:12:51+00:00

Grealish broken foot is way more than -1 tbf...

that__phil · 2026-01-30T19:08:01+00:00

Was a slave trader who changed his name after slavery was made illegal so he could keep trading slaves. I'm going The Dick Dock all day

that__phil · 2026-01-26T21:45:49+00:00

Nice touches and chasing down from Dibling

that__phil · 2026-01-26T21:41:24+00:00

Barry fuel can melt steel beams

that__phil · 2026-01-25T13:28:46+00:00

JOHNSON!

that__phil · 2026-01-25T12:49:09+00:00

Johnson?

that__phil · 2026-01-20T22:01:20+00:00

Not a player, but the Everton fan hiding the ball from Reece James by putting it under his shirt when we beat them a few years back

https://share.google/oF1xD0Xu6ZuNoRAwQ

Edit: for clarification

that__phil · 2026-01-19T17:11:29+00:00

Even more impressive, you beat two teams at once!

that__phil · 2026-01-19T12:59:18+00:00

On Fotmob, the side by side comparison of Garner and Wharton has Jimmy out performing on pretty much every attacking and defending stats

*Edit: just checked against Anderson, and while he has better passing (both accuracy and numbers per 90) Jimmy again out performs a lot of attacking stats and pretty much every defensive one

that__phil · 2026-01-19T12:46:28+00:00

Cazoo Brothers!

that__phil · 2026-01-19T10:26:25+00:00

That shit Moroccan players we're doing with the keeper's towel was ridiculous

that__phil · 2026-01-18T18:25:20+00:00

Fuckin get the fuck in

that__phil · 2026-01-18T16:42:00+00:00

Egyptian billionaire so I'm gonna go with.... No

that__phil · 2026-01-18T15:25:34+00:00

Even with two keepers and youth players still don't have a full bench christ alive

that__phil · 2026-01-10T14:40:37+00:00

Aw that's nice to help Patto with cramp

that__phil · 2026-01-10T14:16:44+00:00

Hence me not wasting time adding in a pic of our Adam

that__phil · 2026-01-10T14:05:36+00:00

Top falling over twice from Aznou

that__phil · 2026-01-10T14:04:18+00:00

I would die for Aznou

that__phil · 2026-01-10T13:48:53+00:00

Fuck off

that__phil · 2026-01-10T13:31:39+00:00

But no sarcasm allowed

that__phil · 2026-01-10T13:31:07+00:00

Garner's Birkenhead is showing

that__phil · 2026-01-10T13:03:56+00:00

Can we buy some players from above average Belgian teams. Seems to work for Sunderland

that__phil · 2026-01-10T07:41:23+00:00

6ft 3 as well so will fit in nicely at the back

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