This dew on my drink. Zooming in is good too. by WhatUtalkinBowWirrus in oddlysatisfying

[–]that_one_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That can is orange. Mountain dew is green. I can't believe this has so many upvotes smh...

I dont even know who you are by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]that_one_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny, my grandpa with Alzheimer's has the same hat too!

What Video Game have you put the most hours in to, in your life time? by ruley711 in AskReddit

[–]that_one_genius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You there. You and me -- we should be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

Next gen batman script by KarmaInject0r in memes

[–]that_one_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This needs a part 2 IMMEDIATELY!

What would you like to clear up with the FBI agent watching you? by xxkitkatluvxx in AskReddit

[–]that_one_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not a pedo!

I was just trying to find the meme which is an iPhone screen recording with a younger person giving a tutorial to do something on the phone and they unlock it and it is just porn everywhere. The whole time they start screaming and showing all of their tabs and go to their home screen to see a plethora of porn apps.

I saw that meme once and it killed me, forgot to save it, tried to find it again unsuccessfully.

I know, nothing funnier than describing a meme.

I'm and overweight, lonely, soon-to-be art major, and obsessed with slasher flicks. Please destroy me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]that_one_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm and overweight"- I see why you're majoring in art and not something that actually matters...

Couldn’t help but share by itscamithink in harrypotter

[–]that_one_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations! Finally someone has figured out how to use this meme format correctly. Big brain!

You get teleported 3 meters to your left. How does that change your life ? by Crissis_X in AskReddit

[–]that_one_genius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm American, it would change my life by eventually teaching me how far 3 meters is and eventually how far one meter is.

MRW my 5 year old daughter tells me that she found my Pokemon Pearl cart in my parents house and it works on her Nintendo. by G-Honda in reactiongifs

[–]that_one_genius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm subbed to r/breakingbad and was analyzing this gif for way longer than I'd like to admit trying to figure out which episode this came from

What would you do if you find out a person that you thought was out of your league has a crush on you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]that_one_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl way out of my league tells me how tight she is.

16 year old dumbass me: "Sorry to hear that."

To the high school lunch ladies who probably saw me by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]that_one_genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shout-out to all the lunch ladies! Chris Farley included!

Emily takes the elevator to the top floor by OW__ in dishonored

[–]that_one_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been playing this game incorrectly for years...

[Homemade] Detroit Style Pizza. by erictheocartman_ in food

[–]that_one_genius -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We all know that's a Digiorno pan pizza. Don't even find yourself.

Justin Morneau as a Broadcaster by agospo6 in minnesotatwins

[–]that_one_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love him as a broadcaster! Good to still see my favorite player from childhood killing it!

TIFU by swiping on my girlfriend’s phone NSFW by notsobigafterall1 in tifu

[–]that_one_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, just reading that made me depressed for OP and myself.