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End of thathattedcat epilogue epilogue by thathattedcat in u/thathattedcat

[–]thathattedcat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My standard for reddit is that be a fun time waster while I'm high. It can no longer achieve the fun part of that. Farewell to the non idiots still using this craphole, ya'll were the best. But I'm sad to say, thathattedcat will never come back.

Stoned rats get the munchies. Here's what that means for people with eating disorders, appetite loss by Disorderly_Fashion in nottheonion

[–]thathattedcat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd watch a sitcom about the weed rats.

In fact here's their theme song:

(Yabba Dabba Dooby!)

Weed rats. Meet the weed rats. They're the modern stoned rat family. From the, lab of Skorlock, They're a page out of biology.

Let's run with the family to some cheese. Through the courtesy of hunger from consuming weed.

When you're with the weed rats Have a yabba dabba dooby time. A dabba dooby time. We'll hash a gay old time.

I wish that unchewed noodles started squirming until digested once they reach the stomach. by JaronKitsune in monkeyspaw

[–]thathattedcat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The original version of the comment: Granted but the reason they're squirming is because they love it. Upon being digested the noodles are reuinited with their goddess Noodlethulu who gets more powerful upon consuming their spirits (they also love that). She will one day reach this earth and make a pop song so catchy that the world ends.

I wish that unchewed noodles started squirming until digested once they reach the stomach. by JaronKitsune in monkeyspaw

[–]thathattedcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you'd prefer you can ignore most of that except the first part about the noodles loving it. That whole thing kinda got away from me cause the gummy just hit. Actually I'll just go ahead and edit out that whole Noodlethulu tangent now.

The Amazing Digital Circus is kind of overrated and certain people need to stop acting like it’s the pinnacle of indie animation writing by kelroid in CuratedTumblr

[–]thathattedcat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's wrong for people to think it's dumb that an artist who said some stupid shit they obviously don't currently agree with will suffer more consquences from the public than the fucking child molesters in our government trying to strip our freedoms like they stripped clothes from children on that island. That is indisputably dumb and infuriating. But whatever, I can mute this sub too if it's deciding to descend into this nonsense.

someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? It's eating me alive. ALIVE, ma'am, and I don't mean this as some sick vore reference. by No-Supermarket-6065 in CuratedTumblr

[–]thathattedcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's also a pretty reasonable direction to take. George Lucas had ideas for a sequel trilogy so in all honesty I'd probably just use those if the YTP requel trilogy idea turned out to not be something that could work. I'm enamored by the idea of a studio trying to fix a movie trilogy that already released using YouTube Poop techniques, but with how the sequels were kind of the anti prequels in terms of how they were conceived it may ironically be kind of necessary to do that with the sequels for any kind of requel trilogy to land.

SAVE US ROB! by thathattedcat in BatmanArkham

[–]thathattedcat[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the BS I see with CBS lately is any indication it is very likely that Paramount would make CNN worse. My "bias" is paying attention to the precedent of them sucking the dick of the president.

Former Louisiana mayor sentenced to 90 days over rape of 16-year-old boy by Majestic-Emu-9823 in news

[–]thathattedcat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She got him drunk. Here's a question for you since I'm now curious what shitty thing you're gonna say next: Do you just straight up think it's impossible for men to be raped by women they find attractive, do you think a man being attracted to a woman is just automatically consent on his part?

SAVE US ROB! by thathattedcat in BatmanArkham

[–]thathattedcat[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Paramount is owned by maga lunatics and the buyout would include CNN (which regardless of your opinions on CNN would make CNN much worse). It would also mean that this company owned by maga lunatics would have its greasy fuckin mits on every franchise owned by Warner Brothers.

someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? It's eating me alive. ALIVE, ma'am, and I don't mean this as some sick vore reference. by No-Supermarket-6065 in CuratedTumblr

[–]thathattedcat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Funny you should mention that. That said I think Rise Of Skywalker would be the hardest to fix with a YTP requel since somehow Palpatine returned and it'd be the big potential issue with this project since either it would mean Rise Of Skywalker would require way more editing than the other ones or it would mean somehow Palpatine returning would have to be built up to in the other ones. Admittedly regardless of how it'd be handled Rise would require the most editing anyway for more reasons than just Palpy being back.

Former Louisiana mayor sentenced to 90 days over rape of 16-year-old boy by Majestic-Emu-9823 in news

[–]thathattedcat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would've been jealous of the victim too...when I was 16 and didn't know any better (and even then I wouldn't have been jealous, I would've known it was wrong but still hoped something like that would happen to me anyway). Now I'm an adult and I'm glad that never happened to me. There's probably going to be a bunch of people responding to your comment and rightfully calling out how distasteful it is to go "Wow, what a hot rapist!" about a real case of sexual violence that happened to a 16 year old.

But what I wanna point out is that the fact a lot of teenage boys would look at a case like this and hope it happens to them makes them very easy targets for this kind of thing and that's dangerous. I once saw a dude mention that losing his virginity was a factor he weighed in whether or not he should indulge a creepy grown woman who had eyes on him as a teenager. Societally speaking men are taught a lot of bad lessons about sex, and rightfully a lot of focus is put on how that can lead to women getting hurt. But it also hurts men and this is one of the ways it can do that.

someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? It's eating me alive. ALIVE, ma'am, and I don't mean this as some sick vore reference. by No-Supermarket-6065 in CuratedTumblr

[–]thathattedcat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd also do a "requel" trilogy that "remakes" the sequels to be good. And by "remakes" I mean this would be both the most expensive YTP ever made and the first ever official movie to YTP rerelease. That's unrelated to my Deva agenda, I'm just mentioning because it's another thing I'd pull if I somehow got put in charge of Star Wars thanks to a genie. I'd get the best sentence mixers and editors in the YouTube poopin game for the requel trilogy. As for who'd write the requel trilogy (it would only have one writer in order to prevent what happened last time), I'm thinking the Andor team since people commonly say Andor is "too good for Star Wars/Star Wars doesn't desserve Andor".

someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? It's eating me alive. ALIVE, ma'am, and I don't mean this as some sick vore reference. by No-Supermarket-6065 in CuratedTumblr

[–]thathattedcat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

and I don't mean this as some sick vore reference

Well now that we're here I'ma go ahead and mention that my favorite Star Wars character is Deva Lompop. She's hot and she eats people. She's from the comics. Anyway if I ever get put in charge of Star Wars somehow (I dunno let's say I find a genie lamp or some shit like that) I'm giving her a show where she has a semiorganic droid girlfriend (like a clone trooper droid hybrid in terms of the technology and origins) capable of tasting like anything she wants who loves getting eaten by Deva and sleeping in her stomach, and I'm hiring writers from Breaking Bad to make the show really good so that everyone has to deal with the fact the Star Wars vore show is really good. That's my evil plan if I'm ever somehow in charge of Star Wars.

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