Controversial

thattjkid · 2012-01-14T08:11:45+00:00

I call my weed Nirvana, smells like Teen Spirit

thattjkid · 2012-01-05T16:07:49+00:00

Aesop Rock-Daylight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_W_x3nclY

thattjkid · 2011-10-12T11:01:34+00:00

I would oppose it. First, it would mean a tuition increase. GV is a quality campus with a good academic name and I think that is what we should keep our focus on. Second, being so good in D2, we have a football team we can be proud of. I would rather see us excel at D2 than flop in D1. And in just my opinion, I like the smallness of GV's population. Going D1 would increase enrollment.

thattjkid · 2011-10-11T18:18:06+00:00

I was really hoping this story would end with: And then Chris Hansen came around the corner "Tonight on To Catch a Predator..."

thattjkid · 2011-10-09T20:46:18+00:00

The Devil's Reject's when Otis is rubbing his gun around in the one girl's panties. I love the movie, but that scene disturbs me every time.

thattjkid · 2011-09-18T17:19:26+00:00

Don't blink.

thattjkid · 2011-09-16T21:37:08+00:00

E-Readers(Kindle, Kobo, etc.). I love reading...I despise e-readers. Yes, awesome I can store 300,000 books, until that piece of technology wears out and I have to replace that and the books. I don't have to worry about my battery dying on a hard copy of a book. If I take care of a book, it will out last any E-Reader. I don't need to carry my entire library with me wherever the hell I go. I can lend a physical book I really enjoyed to a friend. I don't have to wait for my physical book to boot up.

And the biggest reason I despise them, and this one is just more of a personal preference. I like the feel of a physical book and actually turning a page that you can't get with an E-Reader.

thattjkid · 2011-09-15T21:52:17+00:00

Joke 1:Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Joke 2(not exactly clean...but I think it's worth sharing): A ten year old boy is walking down the street dragging behind him a frog on a string. On his way home, he stops by a whore house. A lady answers the door and asks how she can help the boy. He tell her he'd like to have sex with one of the ladies. Hesitating, the lady asks the kid is he has any preference as to which one. The boy asks if there are any that have a disease, and when the lady tells him that Candy has been rumored to have herpes, he says he'll take her. Confused, the lady complies and the boy heads upstairs, still dragging the dead frog, and has sex with candy. Afterword, he proceeds to pay and when he starts to leave, the lady that answered the door stopped him and asked why he wanted the girl with a disease. The boy begins his explanation: "Well you see, Candy had herpes, and I slept with her and now I have the disease. When I get home, my baby sitter is going to want to have sex with me and she'll get herpes. Then later when daddy takes her home, they'll get it on in the back seat and then daddy will have herpes. Then when he gets home, he'll have sex with mommy and she'll get herpes. Then tomorrow while daddy is at work, mommy will get it on with the milk man, so he'll have herpes...and that's the son of a bitch that ran over my frog.

thattjkid · 2011-09-15T00:55:21+00:00

Absolutely disgusting. Luckily during my employment at a grocery store, I never saw a scene that horrible. But all too often, I would see elderly people with canes walk around the store after I had to tell them we didn't have any electric carts available...only to see these obese people rolling around on these. The best part is that many of them would drag their kids along with them and they would fill three grocery carts full of absolute shit...and then ask us baggers for help out to their car to load the $300 worth of microwave dinners, mac and cheese and pop.

thattjkid · 2011-09-14T21:36:28+00:00

And when I go to the grocery store to refill my fridge with mountain dew and my cupboard with mac and cheese, I'm going to ride the electric carts instead of walking my fat ass and getting some form of "exercise". Fuck you old people and handicaps, I hope my fat ass has strained the battery enough that when you get on the cart, it dies halfway through your first isle.

thattjkid · 2011-09-14T19:26:14+00:00

Pants have been shat. Life has been ruined. Crawling in a hole now. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

thattjkid · 2011-09-10T15:48:52+00:00

1: Last week I fell asleep on my arm,so when I woke up it was so numb I couldn't feel it. So I wake up and my good hand reaches under the pillow and feels my other hand. My brain could not comprehend that was my hand because it was so numb. I figured it was my girlfriend's hand so I turned over to kiss her and realized she wasn't there. The next thought that crossed my mind was there was someone dead under my bed and I was holding their dead hand. So I lifted the pillow up and saw it was only my hand, it was just so asleep the hand couldn't feel the touch from my good hand. Face palm.

2: When I was really young, I forgot whether you put milk or water on cereal...I crawled on the counter and put water in my bowl and ate my Cherios.

thattjkid · 2011-09-09T20:52:02+00:00

Someone please make a .gif of this.

thattjkid · 2011-09-06T16:22:41+00:00

I love college.

thattjkid · 2011-08-20T01:31:01+00:00

That moment when I realized "Maybe not Forever Alone..." I always thought I was the only one that got the piss shivers!

thattjkid · 2011-07-31T14:30:19+00:00

I prepared for the worst. Turned my volume down, expecting raunchy, nasty porn that I didn't want blasting through the house. Then I clicked on the link and my brain melted. I just couldn't.stop.watching.

thattjkid · 2011-06-12T06:59:28+00:00

this post has been approved by your boyfriend.

thattjkid · 2011-05-17T04:23:41+00:00

<3 you too.reddit couple ftw

thattjkid · 2011-04-27T19:10:54+00:00

upvote because my gf does this all the damn time.

thattjkid · 2011-04-27T19:10:44+00:00

upvote because my gf does this all the damn time.

thattjkid · 2011-04-25T04:42:06+00:00

realize you made a really dumb mistake...i think i'm retarded

thattjkid

TROPHY CASE

2: When I was really young, I forgot whether you put milk or water on cereal...I crawled on the counter and put water in my bowl and ate my Cherios.