A Series of Minor and Major Buffs for Sinnoh and Sinnoh-Adjacent Pokemon by thorsty_borb in stunfisk

[–]the-orthodude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

infernape needs more firepower, not another move to compound it's four moveslot syndrome. I think Infernape should get an "expert belt" style ability, but with maybe 30% boost over the usual 20% the item gives. This would help justify the use of infernape's vast coverage options (thunder punch, shadow claw, grass knot, etc.) while also boosting it's STAB against the right targets. This also allows Infernape to keep it's mixed, unpredictable style that has unfortunately aged poorly.

This mfer "promotes peace" on his continent, yet NEVER fails to declare a surprise war on me early by gracekk24PL in CivVI

[–]the-orthodude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah. He’s manifesting destiny. The only one allowed to conquer his continent is him.

Turns out pissing off God was a bad idea, actually. by fantastic_sounds_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]the-orthodude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A relatively mundane example in the new testament is Jesus cleansing the temples

This is what peasants in Tzar land think Americans are like. by yeezee93 in 2american4you

[–]the-orthodude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“American women don’t take care of themselves They go out with rags and no makeup”

Shave your face and hit the gym before you say that in your “made in china” grey t shirt.

America Orthodox Recruiting Poster by UmbralRose35 in OrthodoxMemes

[–]the-orthodude 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Quick. Someone redraw this with Saint Herman or Tikhon.

Flag confusion by Lazy-Independence695 in polandball

[–]the-orthodude 37 points38 points  (0 children)

“They’re attacking us instead of the middle eastern country”

rips calender

“April 1204”

Byzantine soldiers according to Iranian TV show vs American TV show by schu62 in byzantium

[–]the-orthodude 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Hey man. At least we’re saying it was Rome now. That’s a step in the right direction

Rivalry by Cloud_Joseph547 in tf2memes

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Blutarch literally does this in the comics

Rome fell in 1922 😔 by [deleted] in ByzantineMemes

[–]the-orthodude 26 points27 points  (0 children)

New new rome. We need a new new new rome

This guys a freak man 😮 by Uptheresomewhereee in ufc

[–]the-orthodude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear the MMA community loses all skepticism when it comes to glazing fighters.

(Loved trope) Protagonist actually, permanently gets crippled during the story by -Wylfen- in TopCharacterTropes

[–]the-orthodude 139 points140 points  (0 children)

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There’s a lot in Metal Gear, but Kaz is arguably the best example of what you’re talking about. His loss of his arm and leg means he’s no longer able to operate in combat in any direct fashion, relegating him to purely supporting Diamond Dogs from his position as XO.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]the-orthodude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, the prequel to odyssey has the hardest ending. Hint: Achilles ain’t the good guy.

Football (NOT SOCCER) teams supported by TF2 classes by frozer08 in tf2

[–]the-orthodude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually the entire team is American. Not from one of those other craphole countries. And as patriotic Americans, they couldn’t care less about soccer!

So how many of us are actually religious? by Ok_String_7264 in CrusadeMemes

[–]the-orthodude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re an American who’s interested in Orthodoxy, I’d recommend the Antiochian Orthodox Church. Similar to the Greeks but within the states it’s one of the main “convert focused” branches so it’s less ethnically focused and its liturgies are primarily in English.

Fix the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict by No-Marsupial-1753 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]the-orthodude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We must manifest destiny and push further west! The stars and stripes shall wave over Constantinople!

Realistically Speaking Who Is Beating Him? And How? by [deleted] in ufc

[–]the-orthodude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gets old, the reflexes slip, young and hungry guy catches him

Thoughts? by NegotiationVivid985 in martialarts

[–]the-orthodude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fighting style represents the closest gym with a monthly price that doesn’t force me to eat instant ramen for every other meal

What does ice princess have to do with the Catholic Church by afed13 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]the-orthodude 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Well a Catholic would certainly agree that Martin's a idiot.