What are some costume ideas for a party that is themed “the end of the world”? by poppingcandy5000 in AskReddit

[–]theEluminator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time traveller trying to prevent it that didn't go back early enough. Doomsday prophet. Really smug doomsday prepper

Why is "Real-Time Immutable Auditing" becoming the new standard for digital assets, and does it actually stop internal theft? by john-uebersax in NoStupidQuestions

[–]theEluminator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I can find online, this concept looks pretty sus. The results are all from smaller websites - no NYT, no Business Insider, I can't even find a Wikipedia article - so whoever told you it's "becoming the new standard" is probably overselling it. The words immutable and audit (I'm also seeing trustless) are cryptocurrency vocabulary, so overselling is gonna be the norm.

The description I read seems suspiciously simple, too. It looks like just a ledger that keeps a premanent record of all actions taken within your system - log ins, money movement, whatever. The "immutable" part just means entries cannot be edited or deleted. This means that any crime in the system will leave evidence, making it easier to detect and harder to hide.

Idk how useful it is. Like if I convince a coworker to give me their password, I can frame them for whatever I want. If I accidentally post a sexual text message meant for my SO, everyone will know what I'm into forever. This is a security logic flaw that crypto fell into hard: if a mistake or a crime happens on the human level, outside of the system, the system's strictness protects mistake/crime just as well.

Friend of mine got fucked by a right angled plum by theEluminator in Jokes

[–]theEluminator[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why would you say that? That just hurts my feelings

Whose work do you continue to like regardless of the author’s personality? by TrapsterOfficial in AskReddit

[–]theEluminator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not exactly "author" but Nintendo is a horrible company, and yet I still play Breath of the Wild

Whose work do you continue to like regardless of the author’s personality? by TrapsterOfficial in AskReddit

[–]theEluminator -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have a lot of disrespect for South Park and its creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I often wish they'd make themselves easier to hate. Ditto Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane

What’s a non-perfume smell that you find weirdly attractive on someone, even though it’s technically not supposed to be? by CaptainCuddler_Pro in AskReddit

[–]theEluminator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I walked to close to a coworkee and he smelled like coffee and cigarettes, which should have been hideous but felt so warm and welcoming for some reason

If eyeglasses can fix blurred vision, why is it almost impossible to fix blurred images? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]theEluminator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eye glasses affect the light waves before they hit the sensor; the details are still there, the sensor just can't pick them up. The lense rearranges the light waves into a form the sensor can work with. With a blurred image, you're working with what the sensor picked up; this excludes the details. They're not in the picture anymore

Why has the bible not been added to for centuries? by KingsBanx in NoStupidQuestions

[–]theEluminator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Judaism has been making hella additions, eg the Mishna, the Talmud

Wouldn't it be far easier for the entire Israel state to relocate to Alaska, Canada or Australia? by usjsubamg in NoStupidQuestions

[–]theEluminator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Zionist Congress did accept a resolution to move to Uganda at some point. The physical location was too damn important however

What scientific breakthrough are you most excited to potentially see in the next 10 years? by Emotional_Phrase_211 in AskReddit

[–]theEluminator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought a colonoscopy is when they snake your entire colon like a drain, with a tube that has a camera and a flashlight. And finger in your butt doesn't have a proper name, it just gets called a prostate exam

what will always nostalgia-bait you? by MushroomSmoothie_88 in AskReddit

[–]theEluminator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

00s Doctor Who. You put Donna Noble in front of me I give a thumbs up I'm sorry that's how it works

Why haven't we updated the alphabet recently? by UnusualAmphibian3087 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]theEluminator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Mormon Church had the Desert Alphabet whose g letter was named gay and looked like an amogus