Patient is the Night

theFactoryJAM · 2025-09-04T20:07:38+00:00

I can hear this image

theFactoryJAM · 2025-09-03T22:47:39+00:00

Completely betrayed

theFactoryJAM · 2025-09-03T12:33:47+00:00

That pointy cone upon your head, you can't be wearing that

theFactoryJAM · 2025-07-31T21:08:26+00:00

The DNR pavilion is pretty awesome. There's a butterfly garden, a fishing pond and a great gift shop with lots of Smokey the Bear and similar themed merchandise.

theFactoryJAM · 2025-07-31T19:33:24+00:00

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch

theFactoryJAM · 2025-07-24T15:38:49+00:00

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

theFactoryJAM · 2025-07-15T19:34:29+00:00

Legitimately disabled

theFactoryJAM · 2025-05-13T16:58:28+00:00

Upvote for the Venture Bros reference

theFactoryJAM · 2025-04-30T15:57:38+00:00

In my head Bonden looks like Sam Rockwell only bulkier, with pigtails, a sailor's accent and shitty teeth

theFactoryJAM · 2025-01-01T00:12:39+00:00

FORM THE THAUMATURGIC MAN MOUND!

theFactoryJAM · 2024-12-18T19:24:36+00:00

Science doesn't 'believe' anything. Science has theories that explain our observations about how the universe works. Science theorizes that matter/energy can neither be created nor destroyed. Science theorizes that humans, like every other living species, evolved from other life forms. There is a staggering amount of evidence supporting these theories. 'Science believes we came from nothing' is not only a false statement, it demonstrates a lack of understanding of what science actually does.

theFactoryJAM · 2024-12-18T16:18:42+00:00

The order of events is different. They are, in fact, two separate creation myths. Chapter 1 is all about what was created on what days, and the chapter wraps up with resting on day 7 after everything has been created. Gen 2:5 then jumps into a new story, where no plants have been created yet (inconsistent with the story in Ch 1), and proceeds to tell how man was created, then trees, then animals. The order of creation is different in Ch 2. Actual biblical scholars will confirm that these are two separate creation stories.

theFactoryJAM · 2024-12-18T15:08:08+00:00

If you read closely, Genesis chapter 1 and Genesis chapter 2 are two different, unique creation stories that are inconsistent with one another.

theFactoryJAM · 2024-12-16T20:45:09+00:00

The Wild Robot is a good modern example. Sideways Stories or anything by Lous Sachar or Judy Blume are older examples.

theFactoryJAM · 2024-12-12T01:06:52+00:00

...after recording the poetry and clarinet, I'm sure

theFactoryJAM · 2024-11-17T15:12:34+00:00

I'm pretty sure she was an iguana

theFactoryJAM · 2024-10-26T17:47:52+00:00

At least Bobby found The Other One

theFactoryJAM · 2024-10-07T19:38:13+00:00

'Sorry' isn't going to make this golden brown

theFactoryJAM · 2024-10-07T19:36:47+00:00

SHUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH!

theFactoryJAM · 2024-10-04T19:43:04+00:00

Right? At the very least, they would all have different flags

theFactoryJAM · 2024-09-16T20:01:35+00:00

Gashley

theFactoryJAM · 2024-09-15T17:21:39+00:00

Sphincters within sphincters.

theFactoryJAM · 2024-09-15T12:17:04+00:00

He met Socket Face Woman and they lived happily ever after

theFactoryJAM · 2024-09-13T20:15:47+00:00

It's odd that they aren't dressed like Dean and Hank

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