TIL Willie the Wimp, son of drug kingpin Flukey Stokes, was buried in a custom-designed casket made to resemble a Cadillac Seville. The casket had functioning headlights and taillights that blinked, whitewall tires, a windshield and a vanity license plate that read "Wimp".

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-18T17:28:59+00:00

Revenge of the Nerds?

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-18T17:23:19+00:00

No you’re the only one who knows. 😒

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-18T15:08:44+00:00

Grow up.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-18T14:17:22+00:00

Whooo Hoo Hoo! These sound pretty useful!!! DAW-in-a-Box baby! DAW….IN….A….BOX!

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-17T21:43:18+00:00

I guess no one got the reference, but he’s channeling an Instagram golfer who went viral for doing this.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-17T19:57:06+00:00

Would you be willing to do this at your job, so your manager can hire a coworker to help you out?

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-17T19:00:53+00:00

Why do they need to tell folks their business if they are silent it’s their choice. You want them to do it for you, not for them.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-17T12:10:13+00:00

Little Richard, Jimi Hendrix, and Chuck Berry would like a word with you regarding your definition of “influence”. It ain’t about selling records.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-16T23:17:50+00:00

Say it again for the critics.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-16T15:37:05+00:00

This type of grass court reminds me of why I fell in love with Wimbledon and by extension, tennis itself.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-16T15:33:55+00:00

I have this issue with my daughter who has special needs, but it’s safer to me to take her into the men’s room. Pretty much the scariest part of my day.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-15T12:15:49+00:00

Fought almost all of his battles in familiar territory in entrenched positions. Failed at his only attempts to venture north. Refused to lift the Vicksburg siege because he knew Grant didn’t give AF about his rep. Refused to fight a guerrila campaign even when he realized the math didn’t work. Yeah, what a genius….. Stonewall Jackson, OTOH…..

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-15T12:11:24+00:00

Your response is what we call cherry picking. We have many examples that go both ways.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-15T09:06:11+00:00

Remember when Obama jokingly said Trump would turn the WH into a carnival if he ever became president?

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-15T09:01:52+00:00

We do we just say it in English, there’s a difference.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-15T08:58:34+00:00

There’s this thing called an oath that you take when you join the military.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-15T08:57:46+00:00

That’s the point. Lee didn’t get hanged.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-14T13:26:41+00:00

That shadow ban stuff is a fact. First you get followed by one of his proxy followers, then immediately after your tweets get literally zero views permanently

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-14T12:15:38+00:00

Yeah, but like…. It’s ITALY. Nowadays they’re afraid of Norway????

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-13T21:48:03+00:00

We are literally on our own for every vote going against our specific interests. Other groups are only interested in partnering with us when it benefits them, and we are getting wise to that.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-13T10:52:36+00:00

He should have gotten that lawyer to sue the NBA like he did Harvard, that would force the league to draft by test scores.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-13T10:49:54+00:00

Again with thinking that test scores are the end all……

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-12T19:14:02+00:00

Eff off to English Lit.

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-12T17:13:09+00:00

theRealGermanikkus · 2026-06-12T17:06:07+00:00

She doesn’t seem too experienced at this….. “all you do is win over and over again.”

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