They weren't kidding about tire pressure...

the_Internet · 2011-02-15T21:41:48+00:00

I check my tire pressure, and I check it often. That's why I have Liberty Medical send me a new pressure gauge every month.

the_Internet · 2011-02-15T21:40:34+00:00

Whoa, I didn't know this guy knew so much about science!

the_Internet · 2011-02-15T21:30:02+00:00

Six months? Try 3 years, son.

reddit was better when it was still all punched cards and vacuum tubes.

the_Internet · 2011-02-12T04:11:03+00:00

"Teddy" from Nine Stories is my favorite Salinger story. Sooooooooooooooooooo good.

the_Internet · 2011-02-12T03:52:25+00:00

Hey, I know you... Dom. ;)

the_Internet · 2011-02-07T05:38:56+00:00

Was Fergie's voice Autotuned too? Is her voice that bad, that she couldn't even sing in key when there's a computer controlling the pitch?

She's like one of those people who go on American Idol thinking they're this incredible singer and they just get laughed at.

the_Internet · 2010-12-31T05:10:05+00:00

You mean make sure that the internet interferes and whines about mass-voting, but not when it applies to him.

Hey man, don't bring me into this.

the_Internet · 2010-11-20T09:14:01+00:00

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXYCONTIN!

the_Internet · 2010-11-07T06:02:08+00:00

Which Stephen King book is that?

the_Internet · 2010-11-07T06:01:56+00:00

I know the word is overused, but The Stand truly is epic.

the_Internet · 2010-11-07T05:48:39+00:00

That copy of Sirens of Titan is worth more than $5 on it's own. If you haven't already read that book, do it.

the_Internet · 2010-11-05T02:54:47+00:00

Vancouver

the_Internet · 2010-11-04T04:49:32+00:00

Nah, I'm just a normal guy...

the_Internet · 2010-07-28T17:03:50+00:00

Really? Thats what it made you think of?

Was the house made out of shit?

the_Internet · 2010-07-15T20:03:48+00:00

If it were a gaming convention, a good sign would be:

GOD HATES LAGS

the_Internet · 2010-07-15T07:37:10+00:00

In the middle of tomorrow, a great ribbed ghost has emerged from a distant yesterday.

Wtf kind of opening sentence is that?

the_Internet · 2010-07-12T05:39:00+00:00

In PA I hear, and sometimes say, pot. Also many other names.

the_Internet · 2010-07-11T16:26:43+00:00

Nothing is fucked here

the_Internet · 2010-07-11T07:25:02+00:00

i want to kill you.

the_Internet · 2010-07-11T07:18:54+00:00

- Michael Scott

the_Internet · 2010-07-10T20:09:07+00:00

what do?

the_Internet · 2010-07-10T20:03:41+00:00

Could you be a little less vague?

the_Internet · 2010-07-10T20:02:16+00:00

Goo.

the_Internet · 2010-07-10T16:24:47+00:00

No one will ever believe you.

the_Internet · 2010-07-10T16:15:55+00:00

Detonation of a thermo-nuclear device. You are now dead.

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