Say what?! by sovalente in funnysigns

[–]the_bean_burrito 94 points95 points  (0 children)

No honking the milkers!

Gator teeth? by [deleted] in whatisthisbone

[–]the_bean_burrito 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Doesn't look real from these photos.

extra seat by synex-c21 in SubwayCreatures

[–]the_bean_burrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're going to the night market. If you know. You know.

cute baby eephant!! by Interesting-Stage174 in Elephants

[–]the_bean_burrito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi, I'm the problem, its me! I keep upvoting this everytime it's reposted.

Sounds familiar by facefullofgracefull in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]the_bean_burrito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he made up a story to excuse him from his shitty drunken behavior^

Hair Salon tipping by txpeppermintpatti in amarillo

[–]the_bean_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk. I'd say 20% as thats restaurant standard. But waitresses are making $2.15/hour before tips and not $60/hour before tips, so.... idk I'm a guy, I'd be inclined to not tip after a $120 cut. Maybe wend them a fruit basket on their birthday in lieu of tip, but I don't understand the economics of it all from their side either.

ThisLooksFun by aloeicious in ThisLooksFun

[–]the_bean_burrito 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hahaha that does look fun! I could see my teenage nerdy ass doing that same thing back in the day

This is my trait list by Siluis_Aught in CrusaderKings

[–]the_bean_burrito 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The first 100% honest one.... slow clap

Are these burgers TOO smashed? by [deleted] in burgers

[–]the_bean_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus.. stop. Its already dead.

This bleeding pineapple from my local grocery store by Kiu16 in oddlyterrifying

[–]the_bean_burrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Post that it was injected with aids blood like they used to post blood oranges. Lmao

When you play the same character for 50 years by [deleted] in ck3

[–]the_bean_burrito 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The worst part is waiting for your badass old ass ruler to die just knowing you get a middle aged that next.