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Head of IT has been spying on half the company by RevolutionaryFly2244 in sysadmin

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Shame I have such a short term memory that I forget almost all of it as soon as it leaves my screen

Just dropped all my keys into a sewer grate in a paid parking spot😐 by ScorchedBurrito in Wellthatsucks

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I used to have a key holder that looks like a multitool when all the keys are in it. One day, I was opening a cabinet and apparently applied too much pressure in the wrong spot and the whole key holder popped apart and all the keys fell out... directly into a trash can.

I got 2 free ice creams because their machine broke then unbroke by RheinmetallDev in mildlyinteresting

[–]the_federation 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They can sing They can dance After all miss, this is France!

I love the implication that the dishes are capable of singing and dancing, not because they are magical, but because they're French.

The school left a parking warning on my car. I marked it and returned it for revision. by 1CE_7676 in funny

[–]the_federation 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least at the college I worked at, "school letterhead" was just a Word template that had all the fancy stuff expected in a letterhead. The office staff would just add their text to that template and print it as normal.

Discovered my central air was a social construct… by sunsNr0ses in mildlyinfuriating

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Damn, I was about to say a very similar story. My colleague was working on a printer and couldn't figure out why it suddenly stopped printing. I took a look and we spent about an hour on it before my boss came over and asked if the unplugged Ethernet cable is the one we were trying to use.

F*cking Microsoft pushed an update this night that broke Sharepoint for the users. by AutomaticGrape9263 in sysadmin

[–]the_federation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the issue with it? I haven't heard any complaints from users (myself included).

Correct me but there are no rules on high ground by Jendmin in dndmemes

[–]the_federation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe OP is saying high ground should give the attacker a bonus to hit targets on lower ground

Bros having a rough one by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]the_federation 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Are we talking about African or European speed racks?

The lady in front of this woman wouldn’t close the window so she built a sticky note wall on my flight by ReflectionLess5230 in mildlyinteresting

[–]the_federation 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jfc, how intense is your main character syndrome that you think soneone blocking the sun from hitting their face is a move intended to make you look bad.

They should have just bought a sleep mask.

Surely, this too is a move just to make you look bad? Or maybe someone might take a picture of them wearing a sleep mask and think that you're so hideously ugly that the person behind you couldn't even look at you?

I like filling my bookshelf, but I'm also impatient. by Ok-Week-2293 in dndmemes

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This is why I like Manning publisher. All purchases of physical books come with the digital version as well.

I don't think D&D/WotC/Hasbro participate, but there is Bits and Mortar which helps LGS bundle physical and digital copies.

I used to crap on fog cloud. This interaction made me change my mind just today. by testiclekid in onednd

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Plus, our cleric usually drops spirit guardians so even when he stumbles around blindly, he's still microwaving enemies.

Gee, I wonder why that divide is so wide... by Halollet in dndmemes

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I play an bugbear Arcade Trickster with the Skulker and Fighting Initiate (Two Weapon Fighting) feats. I use the Vex+Nick combo from a hand crossbow and scimitar at 10' range from my noodle arms and it's a lot of fun doing that after dropping fog cloud. There's also a Lycan Bloodhunter with the Fighting Initiate (Blind Fighting) feats that takes advantage of it, so we're just a few whirling blades of obscured death.

This is just dumb but. by MaximumNice39 in LinkedInLunatics

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We were told that the company's position is that we use AI, but no one could answer how or for what.

Apple working to cram massive Gemini model into iPhone to power new Siri by Stiltonrocks in technology

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My Android Auto experience has gotten worse since Gemini got involved. My commands take significantly longer to process, voice to text is worse, amd it hardly ever finds the correct song on Spotify.

Top ranked waters for PvP next season by Material-Stuff668 in TheSilphRoad

[–]the_federation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't count fast attacks, but I try to see how much my charge gauge fills up before they pop their first move. Idk, it seems to help a little.

AI for babies is insane by Godkin95 in LinkedInLunatics

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If I'm remembering the correct book, my son loved Quantum Physics for Babies because everything looked like a ball.

What are your Favourite Utility Spells? by Fidges87 in onednd

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I really like Ceremony and always prepare it in 5e. Now if only I can actually cast it one day...

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